My silicon valley spies inform me that out of every 99 cent iTunes download, Apple CEO Steve Jobs – I am Emperor of the Known Universe - Gets 90 cents (Well, that’s my story, and I’m sticking to it!) Today, it was announced that his iTunes online music store has downloaded and sold one billion songs since it was launched nearly three years ago. Which means the sidewalks of Zurich are about to explode due to the upward pressure of Steverino’s numbered Swiss bank account billions thrusting skywards! And, if all of that's a bit obtuse, drop me an email and I’ll explain. But, here’s a hint… It’s all about the rich getting richer!
Zees billion zongs are payable in, ow you zay, dolairz or euros?
His next invention will be the iGod.
Posted by: makethelogobigger | February 23, 2006 11:08 PM | Permalink to Comment