Interesting to read in BrandWeek that this coming Memorial Day will see the launch of the official “Indianapolis 500 Cigar,” from Emprise Cigars of Louisville, Ky., For ten dollars a pop you get “a premium cigar handmade in the Dominican Republic, using the finest 5-year-old long-leaf tobacco, grown from Cuban seed and finished with a Sumatra wrapper.” What I want to know is where’s all this “Cuban Seed” everyone claims to use coming from. That five pound bag someone smuggled out thirty years ago should be long gone by now! Anyway, the Good Old Boys will be puffing up a storm at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway throughout Indy 500 qualifications and on race day. No doubt while chowing down on barbecue and quenching that he-man thirst with a few gallons of “Light” beer. All the while watching cars go round and round in circles and waiting for a few fiery crashes. Way too intellectual for me!
Heck, for ten dollars I could get the rest of my back shaved!
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That's a lotta hair. Wonder if his cousin the same amount under her shirt.
I actually don't wonder about that, but I wouldn’t be surprised either.
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Posted by: makethelogobigger | May 21, 2006 9:16 AM | Permalink to Comment