Isn’t it great to know that Omni hotels has embarked on an ad campaign to increase customer satisfaction with the help of lemon grass and green tea scents, lavender pillow spray and a calming CD to lull guests to sleep. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t mind paying two or three hundred dollars a night to stay in a place for six or seven hours before getting up at five in the morning to get to the airport in time for your eight AM flight to wherever? Why is it that most hotel advertising is as unrealistic as most airline, banking, car, insurance… Come to think of it, everything advertising? A hotel is somewhere you rest your body for a few short hours after you’ve put up with an evening trying to be nice to a client who if you had a real life, you wouldn’t cross the street to spend time with. I don’t want all that fancy stuff. I want it to cost less than fifty dollars an hour to use the bed and the shower. Can you do that for me Omni? Nahh… Didn’t think so.
And it was only $300 a night!
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