It would seem that the appallingly bad Miller Lite TV campaign featuring “Man Laws” and the Men of the Square Table is now searching for the next member of the “Council” via a video contest. Full details are at ManLaws.com, but basically all an entrant has to do is create a 60-second video explaining why they’d be qualified to sit at the table with these “Icons of Beer” and make new Man Laws. The grand prize is a walk-on part in a future MOTST ad. All I can say is that based on the current cast of wrestlers, rodeo jockeys, overweight ex-footballers and a massively facially reconstructed Burt Reynolds, I would suggest Dracula for the part. Although he might want something a bit stronger than that anemic brown water known as Miller Lite! 
Hark... Listen to the children of the night! They suffer because they were forced to drink Miller Lite!
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