The new TV campaign for Yellowbook.com sucks! Why? Because it uses David Carradine as some kinda dufus Zen master sat lotus like dispensing useless information to a disciple who constantly refers to him as “Master” while asking really stupid questions about how to find a plumber. OK… Why do I really hate it? ‘Cos, it takes place in a temple with Carradine wearing Zen-like robes while the disciple is wearing some kind of flowered shirt and jeans. Plus, the disciple never shuts up. In the original Carradine movies he wouldn’t open his mouth ‘til the Master with the egg shell eyes gave him permission to burn his arms to a crisp on the rice kettle, or whatever. But worse of all… David Carradine is now “Bill.” The baddest dude in the world. All that Kung Fu stuff is old hat. If Yellow pages got their act together, he’d be showing “The Bride” how to find the nearest Wedding rental place. Then he’d cut her ears off!
It wasn't exactly a plumber that I had in mind!
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