BrandWeek’s news today that Domino’s Pizza is starting a promotion this week flogging its “new oven baked Brownie Squares.” Oh my god, so now the company that brings you the world’s worst pizza, not to mention Cheesy Bread, Cinna Stix and Bread Sticks, is now offering fresh, oven-baked chocolate brownies with chocolate dipping sauce. I mean c’mon the stuff from Domino’s is absolute crap, plus it’s delivered by crazed teens driving beat to hell old jalopies who can’t even figure out how to make change (Or pretend not to know, so you’ll just say “Keep the eight five dollar change from the hundred dollar bill just to get them off your doorstep.) Anyway, they’ve invented a stupid character called “Fudgems” who has his very own web site at Fudgems.com. It’s full of squares of brown yuk doing stupid things. If you have absolutely nothing else to do with your life… Check it out!
No... Not that kind of fudge!
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Fudgems has no facial features. He's just a cube of s*** with arms and legs.
Reminds me of their other failed character attempt: the Noid.
Posted by: Radio Free Babylon | August 22, 2006 9:48 AM | Permalink to Comment