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OK, so I use a cell phone. But I use it simply to make and receive phone calls! How weird is that, I mean I know you can now use your cell phone to buy cans of soda, check out where you are via GPS, order a pizza with extra anchovies, and perform lobotomies. I mean I don’t even do text messages ‘cos I cant remember the shorthand, let alone get my knarly old thumbs to fly over the postage stamp sized keyboard. As for watching the original cut of “Heavens Gate” (which ran for fourteen hours) on a one inch screen, I would rather have the aforementioned lobotomy performed on me with a tire iron. So all the hype about the upcoming iPhone, leaves me somewhat under whelmed. Particularly when I’m told it will include a camera, video capture feature, video player as well as a contact area that could tie in with the Apple address book, plus, it will actually allow you to make phone calls. Which is always thought was what a phone was for!

Hello Chief... This line is very bad, can you call me back on the sock phone?