If you're wondering what to buy your loved one for Christmas this year, how about a three pack of Aulterra Neutralizer? A what you ask... Well, as their web site points out, this is the only product on the market that neutralizes harmful EMF/RF rays... You know, the ones that come out of cell phones and turn your brain into mango chutney. Oh, and they also reduce adult male sperm count by 30%. Well that's what the Aulterra company claims, even though there isn't a shred of scientific evidence to back it up. Apparently Aulterra is some kind of magic rock found in northern Idaho - That's right, where I live - that reacts with the earths magnetic fields to reduce radiation. This Kryptonite like substance was discovered by company CEO, Kim Durand, who I discovered through dilligent research, used to own a gold mine, but had to close it down after his miners rioted over not being paid for months. So I guess now he has an Aulterra mine! isn't science wonderful?
Do you think my deafness is due to brain cancer, or ear wax?
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