You have to love the piece on BBC America today, talking about how Tony Blair has been into getting to grips with life after getting his arse kicked out of Downing St., by finally learning to text on his mobile phone. The former prime minister (Otherwise known as Bush's Poodle) told a Labor Party fundraising event he had learnt how to use text messages, only to receive one back asking: "Who are you?" Mmmm... Apparently, stopping when traffic lights were on red was also a new experience - as PM his driver used to go straight through those inconvenient bits of inconvenience! It would seem that Mr Blair got his first mobile phone last October, but hasn't had the time to learn to use it before he stepped down as prime minister last month. He has long been seen as a technophobe, being described by former colleagues as "a pen and paper person". New Labor's former media chief, Alistair Campbell, last year said of Mr Blair: "He tries - he's got a computer screen on his desk... But it's pretty idle." WOW... Way to go Tony!!! Last year it was revealed he had finally got his own e-mail account and has admitted getting his daughter Kathryn to load songs on to his iPod. Seems to me he's a bigger dufus than his "Poodle Master!" But, hey, what the hell, you'll make shitloads of money making speeches to other wankers on the "SpeechWanker" circuit.
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Hey Tony... Welcome to the club!
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