Oh wow, just what we need, another advertising award show… Yeah I know Yawn! Except this one is quite a bit different, ‘cos it’s for ads that never ran. OK, I know that half of those English language, Brazilian ads for tattoo parlors that win Titanium Lions at Cannes never ran either. But, apart from the fact that the entry fees for those contests are the equivalent of a small African nations GDP, the thing about The Speckie Awards is that you don’t have to lie through your teeth about the ad running somewhere. Everyone in the creative end of this business knows that most of your best stuff never sees the light of day, because scumbag AE’s and lily livered CD’s never let it get to the client. But now with The Speckie Awards, all that stuff you’ve got stashed away in the bottom of your broom closet might just win something. In fact, as there are about ten thousand categories, you’re almost guaranteed to win something… What the hell is wrong with that? The Speckie Awards are brought to you by those fun loving churls at Adholes.com the charmingly named ad industry social network that’s making MySpace look really bad… Oh, that’s right, MySpace really is bad. Anyway, if you don’t have a closet full of Lions, CLIOS, EFFIES, or a Neil French Golden Phallus Award… Get yourself a “Speckie.” No one deserves one more than you.
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Heck, everyone's got one of those... I want a "Speckie!"
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