So, did Britney bomb, or merely suck on lats nights MTV Awards... Hey, you can only put so much lipstick on a pig! Can you imagine someone would be so brain dead they couldn't just look in the mirror and decide "You know what, my belly hangs over the top of my bikini briefs, and from the back, my lard ass is verging on the embarrassing, so, I think I'll just pass on this whole gig!" But, no, Britney goes out, does her stumbling, shambling thing, where she can't even pretend to lip-synch to her pre-recorded music. Then when it's all over, goes backstage and cries her eyes out, because she made such a complete arsehole of herself. All I can say is... Serves you right... Wanna be a "Pop- Diva?" Work at it... 'Cos just like you... There's always someone else ready to replace you when you screw up!
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Waddaya mean I have a fat Ass... I have a fat everything!
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