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You heard it here first... According to Maxim magazine in its latest issue when it revealed its annual list of the world's unsexiest women, "Sex and the City" TV star Sara Jessica Parker is "the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women." Songstress Amy Winehouse is second on the list, with the magazine citing her "translucent skin" and "rat's nest mane." "Grey's Anatomy" star Sandra Oh's "cold bedside manner and boyish figure" assured her the third spot on the list. Fourth place was secured by Madonna, who Maxim dubs "unsexy" for her "self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration." The magazine even went as far as to call Madonna "Willem Dafoe with hot flashes." Wow, having worked with Willem Dafoe in the past, I wouldn't malign the poor sod by comparing him to Madonna! And last, but not least, coming in at the No. 5 spot on the dubious list is someone who is no stranger to her fair share of recent criticism, Britney Spears. Contributing to Spears' "unsexiness," the magazine cites her two kids, two ex-husbands, a slight weight gain and "losing the ability to perform." No one mentioned the missing underwear though!!!

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