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It would seem that Paris Hilton got a bit of a mouthful from a Russian dwarf posing as a Smurf when she attempted to "adopt" a pair of the loveable characters at a Berlin Xmas market. According to reports, the talentless heiress may have been a bit the worse for wear when she spotted the diminutive actors painted blue to promote Haribo’s Smurf sweets. (A local German candy) An eyewitness said: “I don’t know if Paris had been on the mulled wine but when she saw the chaps on the sweet stall, she squealed. We heard her saying: ‘Oh my, real live smurf's. I always wanted one when I was a kid’ before asking her pal: ‘Can I take them home?’ Hilton then reportedly added: "I didn’t realize that this is where they came from." She then started talking about adding them to her Smurf collection and bent down to talk to them in a babyish voice. Apparently, the actors were really pissed off about it all. One of them just flipped and starting shouting at Paris. And told Ms Hilton "in no uncertain terms that he was a grown man and she was being "very patronizing". And so ends another chapter in the never ending Paris Saga, even when it happens in Berlin!

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Well, at least I don't drive with my kids when I'm shitfaced!