Just when you thought you'd seen every dumb celebrity endorsement ad ever produced, you need to check out the one just breaking in Germany featuring an all gold Paris Hilton promoting Champagne in a can! But not just any old champagne, this is Paris Hilton Rich Prosecco, (which isn't really champagne) and the talentless star, who will grace your New Years Eve party for a mere couple of hundred grand is about to embark on a European tour to promote the stuff. One of the truly awful bits is the fifteen second TV spot that looks like is was shot by an eight year old with a ten year old video camera. You'll be glad to know that even though the regular stuff is a respectable 10.5 percent alcohol, some of Paris's recovering alcoholic pals can enjoy the lower 6.5 percent breathalyser-busting, fruit flavored alternative. All of it sounds like a load of rubbish to me, but maybe Paris will take a case or two on her upcoming humanitarian tour of Rwanda. I mean, who needs food when you can pack a few cases of Paris's favorite tipple on the back of your camel?
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