It would seem Microsoft is pretty confident its takeover bid for Yahoo is going to succeed. Why do I say that? 'Cos of this memo that Microsoft sent to its employees outlining their vision of how the software giant intends to take over Yahoo and mercilessly merge the companies' cultures and resources... Microsoft platform and services division president Kevin Johnson shared the following "Perspective of the process going forward. We look forward to a constructive dialogue with Yahoo's board, management, shareholders, and employees on the value of this combination and its strategic and financial merits. Once Yahoo and Microsoft agree on a transaction, we can begin the integration planning process in parallel with the regulatory review." Anyone who does not agree with this proposal, will be taken out and staked to an anthill, until the only thing left are their bones bleaching in the sun!" Actually, I just made the last bit up... But, why do I get the feeling that resistance is futile?
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This isn't going to hurt... Trust me Mr Yahoo!
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