So, enough already. Get off your arses and take the quick KMM readership survey... See the panel above. KMM doesn't know this, but I have arranged for whoever answers the survey in a sufficiently risque enough manner to get me all excited, I will host a dinner between them and Paris Hilton, who I shall arrange to be sufficiently drunk out of her mind that she might actually fancy you... On the other hand, if you don't actually fancy her, and have scruples about being bribed... Which has never bothered me... I'll send you a free, autographed copy of "MadScam." Which is actually far better than Paris... The bird, not the city... So, C'mon, what do you have to lose? Go ahead and fill the bloody thing in!!!
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Holy shit... Isn't that THE George Parker over there?
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