Advertising, ad campaigns, ad agencies, and the people that make it happen

If, like me, you've had to spend far too many sleepless nights trying to meet insane deadlines for some screwed up agency that always wants extra work at the last minute, so you keep yourself going with booze, strong coffee and cold pizza, then when you've shipped off the job, you're so wired you can't come down enough to fall asleep... Relax, there's a new product out called "Drank," which is the anti-energy drink, or an "extreme relaxation beverage!" Spiced with melatonin, valerian root and rose hips to help you chill out enough to maybe get some Zzzzs. Personally, I think some magic weed would do the trick a hell of a sight faster.  

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