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Mar31
Still on the subject of beverages. How about a brewski?

Anheuser-Busch’s continues its “Here’s to Beer” campaign continues with spots featuring Spike Lee and “Sopranos” ace gangster Michael Imperioli. The spots ask viewers whom they would have a beer with if given the chance. Mr. Lee chose pioneering baseball great Jackie Robinson, while Mr. Imperioli picked Humphrey Bogart. Why not Al Capone? Anheuser-Busch Exec VP Robert Lachky said the spots are designed to counter recent market-share gains by wine and spirits. “Look, we’ve still got 60% [of alcoholic-beverage consumption], but consumers had turned their heads to other forms of alcoholic beverages a little bit, and we, as brewers, had stopped talking about beer.” OK, a word of advice for Mr. Lachky from someone with years of experience in this field. Stop talking about beer and start making beer that tastes like beer. That’s why there are so many micro-brews on the market now. If I want to drink something that tastes like water, I’ll drink water and pass on the Bud Light’s and Coors Silver Bullets. To paraphrase a great t-shirt “Life’s too short to drink Light Beer!”ri1913.jpg

This never happens                after a Bud Light!

 

Mar31
The new Coke campaign... It's a big, small thing. But, will it make you happy?
The earth shattering news of the day is that Coke has a new global campaign, the theme of which is… Wait for it… “Happiness in a bottle.” Now, if this was aimed at a certain clientele that hung out on... Continue Reading
Mar30
Can I get extra Spam with that Morning McSpam?
Being a “Brit” I was amused to read in today’s BrandWeek that McDonald's is giving its "morning-impaired" customers an excuse to stop by for breakfast en route to work. First of all, what exactly is that awful AdSpeak “morning-impaired” supposed... Continue Reading
At Delta Airlines, the “Good just stopped going around!”
Today’s announcement that Paul Matsen, EVP of marketing at Delta Air Lines, was shown the door as part of a management restructuring, cannot be good news for incumbent O&M, New York, appointed by Matsen in 2004 after a major agency... Continue Reading
Mar29
If it's not on eBay... It doesn't exist!
As I’ve said for years, the one truly different business model that came out of the dot com era was eBay. Everything else was merely an electronic version of something that already existed. Well, the other thing that’s really different... Continue Reading
Why automobile advertising is a joke!
Why am I not surprised to read in today’s AdAge that Automakers pursuing the all conquering youth demographic are barking up the wrong tree, according to a study from auto industry consultancy AutoPacific, which pointed out (rather obviously to me)... Continue Reading
Mar28
New media... Old attitudes!
Interesting piece in today’s AdAge by Jonah Bloom about “New Media.” I know, yawn, how many times do we have to beat that stuff over the head. Well, I would say based on my exposure to BDA Dinosaurs, a great... Continue Reading
Our Man Flint... Brought to you at tremendous expense by the phone company!
I was amused to read that a bill to let phone companies offer TV-like video services nationwide faces a public hearing on Thursday. Apparently, the measure is aimed at boosting the Bell companies' challenge to cable. It would let companies... Continue Reading
Interpublic... A great place to get fired from!
The Interpublic saga continues with the news of the firing of their CFO, Nick Cyprus, for something other than “Cause!” Very weird, particularly as they paid him a ton of money to come on board the sinking ship, including a... Continue Reading
Mar27
More, More, More... Me, Me, Me...
Apparently, according to Tim, the reason I am receiving less and less Nigerian 415 emails, is because KnowMoreMedia has already passed their budget forecasts by 28,000 percent in their first three months of operation… Well… HoooWee… WooHooo… How about some more... Continue Reading
Mar26
The Power of KnowMoreMedia!!!
Remember my post of March 18th commenting on the fact that after not getting any for a couple of years, all of a sudden I was being bombarded with spam from the 419'ers - The guys from Nigeria that need... Continue Reading
Microsoft launches the Mother of all software... Sometime soon!
Following on from my post of yesterday regarding yet more delays in the release of Microsoft’s new operating system “Vista,” which has now been pushed back to early next year.  Now Microsoft officials have acknowledged that Office 2006 is now... Continue Reading
Mar25
McCann Erickson + Hewlett Packard + Chemistry?
I know I only posted on this a couple of days ago on the 23rd, but I still can’t get over McCann beating out HP roster shops, Omnicom Group’s Goodby Silverstein & Partners and Publicis Groupe’s Publicis Worldwide, to win... Continue Reading
Spamalot!
As I mentioned in an earlier post, the amount of spam I am receiving from Nigerian Princes asking for my bank account information so they can forward me millions of dollars, seems to be growing by leaps and bounds. Fortunately,... Continue Reading
Microsoft, Microsoft, wherefore art thou Microsoft?
One of the unsolved mysteries of the universe is the continuing success of Microsoft as a company. Yes, I know it is the uber/juggernaut of marketing and will go to any extreme to eliminate its competition. Yet even I am... Continue Reading
Mar24
Fabio refuses to fade away!
Loyal readers might remember my post of March 20th that Fabio’s role as “SpokesHunk” for “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” was coming to an end… Well seems like I spoke too soon. Yes he will be replaced in the... Continue Reading
El Puerto de Liverpool... Hola!
Today’s AdWeek had a piece about El Puerto de Liverpool, owner of high-end department stores in Mexico, hiring three agencies to handle the promotions, public relations and Web site chores for the rollout of its new mail-order service targeting Mexican... Continue Reading
Mar23
There’s something rotten in the state of Interpublic!
Why do I smell something particularly stinky in today’s announcement from Interpublic Group, which has experienced steady churn in its financial leadership during its years of accounting troubles, that its controller-chief accounting officer is departing the company. In a call... Continue Reading
Pardon me, but would you like this extra seat, or this extra row?
  Just came across this on BrandWeek about a new in-flight sleeping bag you can snuggle into when trapped in economy next to a 350 pound gorilla who just happens to overflow onto half your seat… Makes sense to me…... Continue Reading
Why PSA's (Public Service Campaigns) are a sick joke!!!
  Pardon me while I weep on the news that the Advertising Council and Environmental Defense today unveiled a new public service campaign to fight global warming. It would seem the work includes 15-second and 30-second television commercials and 60-second... Continue Reading
Coca-Cola V PepsiCo V Common sense!!!
      Hot off the presses…  PepsiCo's Gatorade said it reached an out-of-court settlement with Coca-Cola late yesterday over a disputed commercial for Coke's Powerade Option sports drink. And, after my post of yesterday… All I can say is…... Continue Reading
McCann... Boy do I have a yacht for you!!!
Further proof that, as my all time literary hero, H.G.Wells, once said… Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill pail...  McCann Erickson has now joined the Hewlett-Packard roster, winning business from the client's personal systems group (PSG)... Continue Reading
Mar22
Pernod Ricard... Another... Why not?
Interesting to read that Marketing Drive of Wilton, Connecticut has been named lead U.S. promotional agency for various Pernod Ricard spirits brands, including Wild Turkey, Jameson, Kahlua, Malibu, Glenlivet, Aberlour, Ballantine's, Don Pedro and Presidente. Pernod Ricard last year acquired... Continue Reading
Interpublic... The agony... Redux!
So, the good news is that Interpublic Group today reported a net loss of $289 million for 2005, an improvement from a net loss of $558 million for the previous year. IPG ended last year with revenue of $6.3 billion,... Continue Reading
Mar21
Coke... Stupid is as stupid does!!!
The thing I find most pathetic with the legal brouhaha that’s going on about Coca-Cola’s Powerade ad, launched last week during NCAA March Madness, which depicted the 10-calorie Powerade Option as superior to 50 calorie Gatorade by using two Amish... Continue Reading
Ogilvy slam dunks IBM!!!
My spy within the IBM/O&M swill pail pointed out that yesterday’s story in AdAge about IBM sponsoring NCAA basketball, must be making industry people and agency types shake their head in dazed wonder. Especially when last year IBM cancelled all the... Continue Reading
Why an MBA is the most worthless degree you can waste your money on!
My good friend Marino Gallo from New York forwarded this from today’s AdAge. ”A Master of Business Administration degree is not only worthless, it can work against a marketer, according to a survey of marketing executives from 32 consumer-products companies... Continue Reading
Mar20
The sickly state of the AdvertAsing business!
There’s a nice piece in today’s AdAge by Scott Donaton concerning his thoughts at the Ad Hall of Fame Luncheon and how things seem to have regressed since he listened to William B. Ziff standing in the grand ballroom of... Continue Reading
I can't believe it's not Fabio!
Today’s news that the makers of “I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!” have decided to pull the plug on aging beefcake honcho “Fabio” reminded me of a story told to me by my old mate Graham Rose, famed British TV... Continue Reading
Carly Fiorina... Your extended warranty has expired!
Interesting to read in today’s AdAge that Hewlett-Packard Co. has slashed ad spending by $1.3 billion -- after they’ve already spent it! HP restated advertising costs for two years, slashing the 2004 expense by $600 million or 33% and 2003... Continue Reading
Mar19
Close encounters of the British kind!
This from the “It could only happen in England” Department…British Rail patented a design for a flying saucer powered by thermonuclear fusion back in 1973. The public transport body submitted Charles Osmond Frederick's maverick contraption to the UK patent authority... Continue Reading
The Office... The watered down version!
Interesting news out on Friday that NBC has quietly filmed 10 Webisodes of "The Office" for release this summer on its Web site, NBC.com. I am somewhat pleased that even though NBC has made other TV shows available online, the... Continue Reading
Mar18
Spamalot can make you rich!
All of a sudden the 419’ers are back at it with a vengeance… Just in case you’ve had your email turned off for a couple of years, the 419’ers are the lads from Lagos, Nigeria who seem to spend all... Continue Reading
Larry Ellison on the run!!!
Of all the really bad, pain in the arse clients I have ever worked for, the worst was raging egomaniac, Larry Ellison (The Shogun) CEO of Oracle Software. So, imagine my shock to learn today that the DEA is hunting... Continue Reading
The decline and fall of Amazon.com!
Once again the rumblings out of Silicon Valley are yet more proof that Wall Street's frustration with Amazon.com is growing, and has, in fact, broken out into open insolence. Two years of declining profits have left analysts wondering just... Continue Reading
Mar17
Can Google become a gorilla in the retail space?
News out of Europe today that Google is developing new product lines in response to fears that their meteoric online advertising growth is stalling. A new service, Google Base, is being launched to enable traditional retailers to market and sell... Continue Reading
Tylenol PM? No thanks, I'll just take the week off!
Today’s BrandWeek has a piece about a new Tylenol PM campaign that will try and address the average American’s somewhat “sleep deprived” state of life. All this because it’s commonly accepted Americans need eight hours of sleep a night to... Continue Reading
Interpublic is sinking... Please put on your lifejacket!
Another dinosaur (No, not the Microsoft one!) Is about to be put out to pasture with the news today that Interpublic Group co-chairman David Bell, the former holding company CEO who was replaced a year ago by Michael Roth, is... Continue Reading
Mar16
Riney bites the dust. Who's next... Goodby Silverstein?
The pot continues to bubble in the on-going $2bn HP global creative review and the word from London is that McCann and Publicis Dialog have emerged as the European winners. McCann London has picked up the ad account for HP's... Continue Reading
What Bill Gates wants... Bill Gates gets!
There’s an interesting piece in AdAge which is a conversation with Bill Gates… Not as Head Honcho at Microsoft, but wearing his other hat as chief of Corbis the digital image archive and stock photo company he founded some years... Continue Reading
Google's newest hire! Meet Tom Vendetta!
In the be-careful-what-you-wish-for department, I found this an interesting reflection on the current state of the Blogosphere… It’s been popping up all over the place, so forgive me if you’ve already seen it… "15 year old student, Tom Vendetta has... Continue Reading
Mar15
Why smart agencies can do smart work for peanuts!!!
I have to be admit, I was somewhat surprised to be informed about a campaign from an agency in Connecticut about what is an essential part of that great American pastime of “Collectable Baseball Cards.”  Which, being a gnarly old... Continue Reading
Mar14
Simmons new ad campaign... Sounds like load of old balls to me!
I love the way the ad trade press in its never ending search for earth shattering news makes a big deal out of not very much. Today’s AdWeek reports that Simmons Bedding Co. is reviving an ad campaign from a... Continue Reading
Welcome to the Business Conference. Please try and stay awake!
Loyal readers may remember that I was speaking at the New Communications Forum in Palo Alto last week. Several hundred people showed up and paid bucket loads of money to hear various speakers expound on everything from “The use of... Continue Reading
Better living through advertising!
I posted a few days ago about Dow Chemical’s search for a new agency. So, today they settled on Interpublic to improve its global brand reputation, which over the years has been somewhat tarnished with it’s Napalm and various other... Continue Reading
Why small ad agencies count!
There was a niece piece in last week’s Washington Post about JDG Communications Inc. a Falls Church company winning a contract worth up to $25 million over five years to provide the General Services Administration with advertising, marketing, branding and... Continue Reading
Mar12
Australia Tourism Advertising. B****y good on ya mate!
There’s nothing like banning the use of a word or picture because it is “offensive” to make everyone scramble to see what all the fuss is about. Apparently the recent brouhaha out of England with the banning of the word... Continue Reading
Seth Godin's weird apples!
A story on Seth Godin’s blog on March 8th, links to a story out of Cincinnati about Apples that taste like grapes! Apparently a company in Washington by the name of Get Fit Foods think they're on to something with... Continue Reading
Mar11
Why ad agencies don't get it and never will!
PSFK reports that in an apparent move to get "closer to the customer", Crispin Porter + Bogusky are moving to the world's center for trends: Boulder, Colorado. Apparently, Miami isn’t cool enough anymore. Hey guys, a word of advice… After seeing... Continue Reading
I'll supersize that colored water Miller Lite beer!
Why am I not impressed to read that Jackie Woodward, VP-global brand business for McDonald’s Corp., is heading to Miller Brewing Co. as VP-media and sponsorship, and that her appointment may delay a decision in Miller’s $240 million media review?... Continue Reading
Mar10
Please get your chips and soda from the vending machine before watching the educational TV!
Remember that scam TV program, Channel One which was introduced to the classrooms of America a few years ago? The deal was there would be ten minutes of news and public affairs programming along with two minutes of ads. Part... Continue Reading
Why ad agencies handling cruise line advertising should invest in a life jacket!
Further proof today that any agency who decides to work with a cruise ship line deserves to have their guts handed to them on a plate! Apparently Margeotes Fertitta & Powell has split with the Radisson Seven Seas cruise line... Continue Reading
IBM's new campaign from O&M... Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!
Word out today is that O&M’s “UberCashCow” IBM, will launch a new global campaign to replace its four-year-old "On Demand Business.” Apparently the new campaign introduces an equally impressive theme, "Innovation That Matters." The first ads will appear on the... Continue Reading
Mar 9
Luxury advertising... Why?
I’ve been in the business a long time, but one thing that continues to mystify me is why some luxury brands bother to advertise? Today’s news that Swiss watch maker Patek Philippe is launching a global ad campaign via London-based... Continue Reading
Physician heal thyself... FCB, get it together!
After my post of yesterday concerning the appointment of Kim Hunt as NewBizHoncho at FCB, I have to thank “darkGrey suit” for his/her post directing me to the new FCB Website. When you consider Kim’s quote… "FCB is embarking on... Continue Reading
How would you like that media... Old, new, supersized, or free?
Why am I underwhelmed to read that at a recent advertising panel of senior executives hosted by Merrill Lynch, Ad Biz luminaries identified new dynamics in the changing world of media and predicted that "upfronts will be different" because advertisers... Continue Reading
Mar 8
Kim Hunt. New Biz Guru at FCB. Why am I not impressed?
Why do I often wonder if the vast majority of people who work in advertising were dropped off by aliens a few millions of years ago? Perhaps today’s news that Foote Cone & Belding has hired Kim Hunt as director... Continue Reading
Earthlink moves to Lowe... Wake me up when it moves again... Yawn!!!
Wanna bet Earthlink is toast in a couple of years? They’ve just confirmed they’ve awarded creative chores on its ad account to Lowe following a review. Estimated billings exceed $50 million. (Which in reality means about $30 million) The IPG... Continue Reading
Mar 7
iVillage. Strictly for women. Well, actually, strictly for anyone!
Every day I read stuff that convinces me people in advertising and media are really, really stupid. Today’s news that NBC Universal is buying the Web site iVillage for $600 million goes to prove it. Why? Because the well touted... Continue Reading
I can't wait to find out how bad the new TV shows are going to be!
Why am I somewhat suspicious about today’s report on MediaPost.com that TV viewers are willing to pay for the opportunity to view shows in advance of their air dates, according to a new study by Points North Group. The study,... Continue Reading
FedEx beats Budweiser. Chimps a close third!!!
AdAge reports on February’s ten most liked ads according to an IAG survey… Good to see the general public seems to like most of what I do… Definitely the best was also the Super Bowl winner… The FedEx “Caveman” spot.... Continue Reading
Yechhh!!! I don't want my Listerine!
Having worked on umpteen mouthwash and toothpaste accounts over the years, I was interested to read in today’s BrandWeek that P&G is astonished because Pfizer is suing it for an ad claiming four-fifths of dentists surveyed recommended their Crest Pro... Continue Reading
The Apprentice... Would you like to supersize that fatburger?
Having read over the weekend that by the year 2010 the majority of US kids will be obese, I was interested to read today that for the third time in its five season run, candidates on Donald Trump’s reality show... Continue Reading
Mar 6
The "Beautiful" game!!!
US Sports fans often fail to realize how big and lucrative a game football (what American’s call soccer) is in the rest of the world. News out of Britain today that Manchester United is set to unveil Gibraltar-based online gambling... Continue Reading
Where are the suckers mooning these days?
As a loyal reader of the New York Times, I have to say I am somewhat under whelmed by the Advertising column since it was taken over by Stuart Elliot. It seems to concentrate on the most mundane subjects, featuring... Continue Reading
AT&T belives in competition. As long as it's not against them!
Only yesterday I posted about how the Ma Bell bogeyman was back. The AT&T Southern Bell deal would make AT&T (which had been SBC Communications until it bought AT&T last fall and assumed the AT&T brand) a telecom juggernaut with service... Continue Reading
While you're up, could you supersize those pork scratchin's?
It was funny (Or, was it pathetic?) After reading in yesterdays, Sunday New York Times that the vast majority of America’s kids are going to look like Dumbo’s kid brother by the year 2010, to read in today’s BrandWeek that... Continue Reading
Double, double, toil & trouble! How about some gum?
Anyone as impossibly long in the tooth as me will never be able to forget the “Doublemint Twins” TV ads from Wrigley. Well guess what? They’re back! According to today’s BrandWeek, they’ve introduced the first new product in a century,... Continue Reading
Mar 5
At&T will rule the world... Again!
So, it’s a done deal. AT&T is buying Bell South for around $67 billion in an all-stock transaction that would give it sole control over the biggest U.S. wireless operator, Cingular Wireless, and dramatically expand the reach of the nation's... Continue Reading
Mar 4
I'll have Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam... With extra Spam!
In common with most other Western countries that suffer from the ubiquitous curse of the fast food industry, advertisers in Britain are now concentrating on “Healthier” options, with TV and print campaigns promoting stuff a bit healthier than a “Fat... Continue Reading
Hallo... Hallo... Is anyone there?
How many times have you read an article in one publication making a claim about the “next big thing” that will change the way we will communicate in the future, only to read a completely contradictory story in another publication... Continue Reading
Frank Lowe... Who's a naughty boy?
News that Lowe London CEO Garry Lace has been suspended while the agency investigates "certain matters that have come to the company's attention,” reminds me of the ever churning London ad scene where deals are done over expensive meals in... Continue Reading
Mar 3
Please, no more Roger Riney!
I've just about had it with the awful Scottrade TV campaign. That's the one that features CEO, Roger Riney as a kid performing superhuman tasks to the disgust of all his childhood friends. In fact, I'm sure that if he... Continue Reading
Mar 2
Wake me up when the Today show starts.
Hopefully, yesterdays news that online ad revenues in the fourth quarter surged to a record $3.6 billion - up 35 percent from the last three months of 2004, according to a report released by the Interactive Advertising Bureau – might... Continue Reading
Mar 1
G'donnya blue... Chomp on this!
This just in… Megan Stooke has been named the new marketing director of General Motors' Hummer. She replaces Liz Vanzura, who was recently appointed marketing director for Cadillac. Which means Ms. Vanzura has gone to take care of an old... Continue Reading