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Mar12
Who needs an Aston Martin when you can have a Ford truck?

In a further demonstration of “Corporate Speak,” Ford today said it is selling Aston Martin, but will retain a share worth $77 million. A British investment group bought the marque, part of Ford’s so-called Premier Auto Group that also includes Land Rover, Jaguar and Volvo. Here’s the “GarbleSpeak” part… "The sale of Aston Martin supports the key objectives of the company, to restructure to operate profitably at lower volumes and changed model mix and to speed the development of new products," Alan Mulally, Ford's CEO said in a written statement. "From Aston Martin's point of view, the sale will provide access to additional capital, which will allow Aston Martin to continue the growth it has experienced under Ford's stewardship. Today's announcement is good for Ford Motor Company, good for Aston Martin and good for the UK. We wish Aston Martin every possible success for the future." Wouldn’t it be great if just for once someone would be honest enough to admit what everyone in the entire world already knows, and simply say… “Ford is hemorrhaging cash. We sold Aston Martin so we could concentrate on our recovery program of laying off the entire workforce, with the exception of the Ford family, while building bigger and bigger trucks and cars no one wants to buy.” Well, that’s what I would have said.

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Just think. Everyone working on the Ford account at JWT will have to give up their Aston Martin! 



 

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Hi, George! While I agree with you that the double-speak is traditional "corporate speak" for we're gonna do what we wanna do, damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead type decisions, I disagree with your comment that no one wants to buy Ford trucks or cars. Okay, so maybe the Ford Freestyle isn't as flashy as the Aston Martin pictured. But having learned to drive on a Ford F-250, and having been the proud owner of a Ford F-150 (and an Explorer, with the ex-spouse), I have to say that *in my opinion* Ford trucks are fantastic. Love 'em. The only reason I "gave up" my F-150 was to upgrade to an Expedition due to the impending growth of our family. I know, I know, it's just my opinion and everyone has one...but I'd never even consider a different truck.

Hi, George! While I agree with you that the double-speak is traditional "corporate speak" for we're gonna do what we wanna do, damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead type decisions, I disagree with your comment that no one wants to buy Ford trucks or cars. Okay, so maybe the Ford Freestyle isn't as flashy as the Aston Martin pictured. But having learned to drive on a Ford F-250 (let's not get into how many years ago THAT was *heh heh*), and having been the proud owner of a Ford F-150 (and an Explorer, with the ex-spouse), I have to say that *in my opinion* Ford trucks are fantastic. Love 'em. The only reason I "gave up" my F-150 was to upgrade to an Expedition due to the impending growth of our family. I know, I know, it's just my opinion and everyone has one...but I'd never even consider a different truck.

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I agree. Aston Martin is a very attractive car but also expensive. Why settle for something that's so exoensive if there are ones affordable. Ford trucks costs lesser as well as its Ford truck accesories. Many people recently are more focused on the price and reliability more than the luxury of a car.

Aston Martin is fuckin awesome!!!! Ford sucks!

Lovely and sexy car, I love aston martin

I agree that the Aston Martin is an expensive car. It is also flashy, modern and reliable. Not saying that Ford cars are not. Ford cars are much cheaper and just as reliable but not as sophistocated as an Aston Martin.

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