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It's Oscar time... Yet again!
FOX gets funny... Well, maybe!
Celebrity Big Brother... Is it becoming a big yawn?
Less Boom, Boom, more Vroom, Vroom!
Radio comes out of the closet and into the movie studio!
How to make a Pile by being an agency search consultant!
Google Versus Europe!
ESPN goes for the Pulitzer... Or the Nobel... Or the Booker. Hey... Why not the Triple Crown?
Buy two concepts, get one free... This week only!!!
We must be sensitive to the feelings of others... Particularly if they are a robot!
And you always thought February 14th was Valentines day!
The Anna Nicole Smith show is over. Hopefully, the circus has left town!
Everything you ever wanted to know about septic tanks... Is now in your in-box!
Anna Nicole Smith... RIP.
Who moved my cheese?
YouTube... WeTube... Let's go buy a Ferrari!!!
Robots rule... People... Mmmm, whatever!!!
When is a semi-final not a semi-final?
Britney Spears gives KFed's spot two thumbs down!
Hey Snickers... It's only chocolate!!!
Guerilla's can be expensive these days. Just ask Turner Broadcasting!
Who says writing is a lost art?
The Digital Newspaper... Find it or forget it!
Will Google gobble up the entire universe?
Pepsi... Coke... Tedium... Yawn!!!
Google... So, how much is enough?
Why no one in their right mind would invest in the Interpublic Group!
Where's the Dell Dude when you need him?
Apple to pay $700,000 for bloggers legal fees!
Saturn exits Goody in its continuing search for mediocrity!
When it comes to drug company advertising... Keep taking the medicine!
Pepsi goes into the jewelry business!
Am I a Democrat or a Republican? Depends on the size of your ad budget!
Things to consider when the batteries run out!
The consumer isn't stupid... It's the agency!
I'll have a Google to start, followed by a Corona with a Bacardi chaser!
Do people who do "Second Life" need to get a real life?
Bill Gates head-to-head with John Stewart!
Ex-Fed pimps for Fed-Ex
It's not Bad TV. It's Celebrity TV. And if you don't like it... Too bad!
"I want my HDTV!"
Advertising Ubiquity... Is there too much of it? (I know it's an oxymoron. That's why I did it!)
Even if Steve Jobs is on thin ice... He can still walk on water!
Goodby, Silverstein + HP... Quite a combination!
Kentucky Fried Chicken goes into orbit!
Further proof that "Big Dumb Agencies" get dumber every day!
Google conquers more of the Ad Biz with in-game advertising!
Should people into "Second Life" try harder for a "First Life?"
Y&R trying for new world record in shortest CEO tenure stakes!
Germany gets anti-social with social networking!
Coming soon... Mobile phones in Cracker Jacks!
Timing is everything!
Google's conquest of Madison Avenue continues!
To catch a thief... Take his picture!
Advertising Crocs Footware... Is it a crock?
Parker pollutes the airwaves!
"Life comes at you fast." But the commercials are really slow!
There's no business like show business... Unless it's the patent medicine business!
Beam me up Priceline!
KSFO... You deserve everything that's happening to you!
Be your own SuperHero!
"Posh" goes west!
When it comes to cars... Maybe O&M should go back to Rolls Royce!
The BBC gets serious with New Media!
Barry Manilow keeps on flipping!
Could this be the worst TV program ever?
Hello... Hello... Don't give out your phone number in China!
Why ad agencies are drug addicts!
Did David Beckham twist Posh's arm to move to La-La Land... Nahhh!
AT&T... World domination... Again!
Sensible advertising research... Is that an oxymoron?
Is it smoke & mirrors, snake oil, bullshit, or something entirely new?
The London Marathon... Alcoholics welcome!
When is an iPhone not an iPhone?
Create a TV spot worth millions... Get hosed!
Social Networking... Will the commercial spin kill the golden goose?
Yahoo... Did you leave it late to join the social networking party?
Text Link Advertising... Can it make you rich? Read the text, then go to the links!
Let's double the ad budget, but only spend a quarter of it!
YouTube goes dark in the land of the Samba
TV in taxis... Next thing you know, they'll have a TV show called "Taxi."
More Super Bowl nonsense!
When will the Super Bowl bubble burst?
Why the World Cup is called the World Cup!
Social Networking? Go East, young man!
Same old stuff... New price tag!
For every fifty Mr Whipple ads you watch, you get two free minutes!
The only thing dumber than golf, are the agencies that shill golf products!
What I didn't get for Christmas!
"Fore." As in "Four Million!!"
Is the Ad Biz hooked on drugs?
Agencies are hiring. Only "Stupid's" need apply!
Welcome to Bloogling!
Hello, is that the fire station? Could I download "Silent Night?"
Stand at silly-mid-off, and watch out for the googlies!
Google killer? Don't bet on it!
I definately won't drink to that!
Merry MadScam and a Happy AdHurl!
Jeff Bezos's worst nightmare is about to come true!
"The Today Show." Soon to be renamed "The All Day Show!"
Don't call me... I'll call you!
All the news that's fit to watch. But you won't find it on the networks!
How long 'til Chrysler pulls the plug on BBD&O?
Whatever happened to the Toilet Bowl?
Do me a public service, stop blowing smoke at me!
What are the odds on Curling killing NASCAR?
We have ways to get your message out there. But, don't ask us what it should be.
News Corp is looking for a new publisher. Only someone with no taste may apply!
In the event of a power failure... Light a candle!
It's almost Super Bowl time again... Yawn!!!
After 16 years Volvo decides Euro isn't cutting it any more!!!
MadScam goes viral.
Charles Schwab's TV... Someone should talk to Chuck about it!
When you're number one... Should you spend millions trying to make yourself number twelve?
Hey CJ... I have this revolutionary media idea... Why don't we blow the entire budget on TV?
If there was no 19th hole, would golf be as popular as it is?
I'm in PR... I'll do anything for money... And I'll do it for anyone!
Chinese creative team wins a Gold Stupid Award!
Game Boy goes bad... Could end up in slammer!
Say cheese... Low fat cheese, that is!
Jolt... Now with a kick in the pants!
The Volvo account is up for grabs.
Rupert Murdoch... You should be ashamed of yourself!
Amazon + Wikia = Sell Out!
Randall Rothenberg... What a prince!
User Generated Content... What if your target audience doesn't want to use it?
Wow... More golf, what a surprise!
Take two "Purple Pills' with your fish and chips!
What not to put on YouTube!
Getting liquored up in Lynchburg - Jack Daniels style!
Why realtors will always drive flashier cars than you and I.
Bank of America... The offical sponsor of cars, crashes, and chaw!
Wholly Guacamole? Kraft does a naughty.
Now there's Aulterra, and you can throw away that tinfoil hat!
Lane Bryant... Tell us about yourself!
Mama Mia!!! Abba - Abba!
Take two of these bad campaigns after every meal!
Everything is going to be fine. Trust me, I'm a professional!
Who says money can't buy everything?
Political advertising -24/7/365- And more!
Wall-Mart pitch run by Witchy Woman!
CBS conquers YouTube!
Would you like a straw with that Coka-Sek?"
No advertising tonight dear, I have a headache!
I'm gonna do you a favor you can't refuse!
Welcome to Non-Neatnick University!
Google goes Gargantuan!
Helio... The Phone company that has phones that aren't phones... Or something!
Turn on the computer and we'll watch TV... Commercials, that is.
Madonna gets material!!!
Hey, Larry King, forget the suspenders, concentrate on the buttons!
I can't log on right now... I'm using my noodle strainer!
How to blow a pile by working with Ace losers Pile & Co.
MadScam in a few simple Photoshop moves!
MySpace is YourSpace. As long as you don't steal it!
Which came first, the telephone or the radio?
Stay tuned for more Clear Channel garbage!
McCann, living proof mediocrity pays!
Hey IBM, I hear Tibet is really, really cheap!
Where in the world is Amanda Congdon?
Weaning BDA's of drugs!!!
Apple's Japanese TV campaign. Not Lost in Translation.
Intel goes global... Kiss your job goodbye!
MadScam is finally here.
"The rich are different from you and I."
The prime demographic... Aged Prime!
Moi desperate?
If it's tuesday, I must be in Tokyo!
Has Yahoo thought this through?
Time's "Invention of the Year." What's next, a Nobel Prize?
Google just keeps going, and going, and going...
Consumer Generated Content... Sticky but Engaging!
Creative awards... Going for the gold is getting expensive.
Please help a starving realtor!
The Growing Google Goliath!
For MySpace, the times they are a changing!
Calling Philip Morris!!!
Ad conferences and other stupid things to do with your money!
Proctor & Gamble getting tough with media.
Now McDonalds is in the fake blog business.
Acne-encrusted teenage video freaks need not apply!
MySpace - YouTube - Lite.
POTUS does “The Google.”
Great PR screw-ups of the Twentieth Century.
Just 'cos I'm in Boise doesn't mean I'm a dufus!
All I want for Christmas!
Hello... Hello... Is anyone there?
To Google or not to Google. That is the question!
Paris Hilton... Shilling for Hilton?
Product placement goes South... Way South!
The American Magazine Conference. Otherwise known as "La vie en rose!"
At Ford, staying employed is job one!
Hey Mr Wal-Mart. Can I park my... Oooops sorry, your RV in your car park.
"Face Time" with HP's new TV campaign.
NBC News... Oooargah... Oooargah... Dive... Dive!!!
And now the YouTube cut of the thousand knives begins!
And now the news. Well, some news. Actually, hardly any news!
Now the Google/YouTube deal begins to make sense!
The end of the 30' TV spot... Again!
Bury me under third base at Yankee stadium!
If only we could convince Paris Hilton to eat canned spinach!
Pardon me while I speak rubbish!
The CEO who creates the most layoffs wins!
Beam me up Christies!
MySpace Music Melt-Down!
Lies, damn lies, and media studies!
The begining of the end for Madison Avenue?
How much is that Intel in the window?
Hey, you guys at YouTube, can you get your "u" out of our tube?
When MySpace gets in YourFace... Watch out!
Coca Cola just came up with a way to let you bloat and lose weight at the same time!
When it comes to Saw III, bad taste never dies!
ABC's "World Geriatric News!"
BBD&O repeats itself adnauseum!
In case you come back as a dog... Read this.
Redefining Creativity at a dollar a minute!
Ray Noorda. May he rest in peace.
Swallow this $75 million account before your bones turn to chalk!
Carly Fiorina... Let them eat leaks!
How do you measure viewership when you don't know where the viewers are?
ABC takes stalking viral!
GoogleTube is a done deal!
Google goes Gargantuan!
Gary Elliot does it right!
YouTube gets serious.
Who let the cows out?
Last social networking site left standing wins!
Google swallows YouTube to create YouGoogleTube!
Why men are dumber than women.
Sony goes in review 'cos they can!
The ins-and-outs of the agency business!
The "Fat Food" to die for!
Gnomes beat Clowns every time!
Down the tube with YouTube!
WPP goes show biz!
Chrysler... Stupid is as stupid does!
I won't be long!!!
Is MySpace is going NoSpace?
What's next... The Cone of Silence?
Wake me up when this TV spot is over!!!
TV still rules... For now!
Congratulations. You've just won the worst car dealership advertising in the world award!!!
MySpace becomes AdSpace!!!
The Strawberry Frog jumped over the Red Brick Road into the Kingdom of Dumbness!!!
Miller High Life gives Wieden & Kennedy the "No Life!"
How much for facetime with Facebook... How about a couple of billion dollars?
The pen is mightier than the Rove!
Why Starbucks will conquer the world!
Heeesss Baaaaccckkk!!!
AdHurl takes a mini-vacation!!!
A neat Segway into Segway!
Ford's "Bold Moves." Getting weaker by the day!
Is "user generated content" all about "buzz," rather than "bucks?"
Bath & Body Works scrubs review, flushing six agencies down the tubes!
FunkySexyCool.com - Or how to run up the world's largest phone bill!
AdAge has another offer you'll definitely refuse!
Vote for me... I need the money!
Hey, just put that bankruptcy on my American Express Platinum!!!
Product placement with a vengance!!!
S**t happens. Only it happens more often in the ad biz!!!
Come back Carly Fiorina... All is fogiven!
This is either the world's dumbest idea, or the most brilliant!
This gas is no laughing matter!
Give me a dozen mocha, gazumba, sprinkle glaze and a cup of coffee that tastes like week old mud!!!
The Great Gossage. Now with an offer you can't refuse!
Sticky stuff in Silicon Valley!
YouTube for the first ten years… Kinda sounds like Amazon!
Paris Hilton's undiscriminating palette!
Another breakthrough in office bulls**t!
Cell phone radio... Give me a break!
Why your kids are getting old before their time!
Olympic sponsorship... It's all about the Gold!
Whenever it was in the news... You can now find it on Google!
It's free... It's rubbish, but it's free!!!
Absolutely the last Intel Post!!!
The final Intel post!
"Lovemarks." The closest thing you can get to tripe without visiting an abattoir!
Image is not exactly everything!!!
A penultimate post on Intel!
Sackcloth and ashes... Again
What's next... Poland?
More on the Hewlett Packard bloodbath!
Apple blows millions trying to convince PC users they are too stupid to appreciate the Mac. So who are they talking to?
If you're "Inside Intel" you might be outside it next week!
Will Bach for music!
A J.C. Penney saved is better than a ton blown on Wal-Mart!
MySpace is rapidly becoming everyone's space!
AdAge... Hang your head in shame!!!
Could online push your bottom line redline??? Let's talk offline!!!
I can get your product in "Desperate Housewives" for a few million!
Howard gets heavy at FCB, New York!
Integrated marketing seamlessly transitions into the bedroom. One more thing I don't get!!!
Parents get their own Myspace!
Kinda like YouTube or MySpace for grown ups!
Executive stress... Otherwise known as "Der Fuehrer Complex!"
Network TV. The cure for original humor.
Steve Jobs. It's not about ego... It's about evil!!!
Why don't agency Creative Directors blog?
I can't wait to get started on Web 3.0 !!!
Friendster.com ... No more Mister Nice Guy!
WPP... "Two Paced" or "Two Faced?"
The iPod... A passing fad!!!
The Discover Card... Time to discover something original!
Would DDB report to checkout aisle three please?
Who says advertising doesn’t work?
You're doing a great job, Joey!!!
Will Joe Nacchio beat the rap?
Isn't technology wonderful?
Could I have that with extra mayo???
This'll put hair on your chest!!!
Didn't someone once say "Everyone is famous for ten minutes."
Will the "Social Networking" bubble burst?
What's current with Current TV? Same Old!!!
You have a $1.1 million budget! Who do you want me to kill?
"The rich are different from you and I."
BBD&O + FedEx = Cindy Crawford - Raquel Welsh!
Some "Bodies" carry more weight than other"Bodies."
Now that's what I call a "Googly!"
The worst fudge in the world? Check out Domino's!
The begining of the end for Google... But not in the foreseeable future!
What you see is not always what you get!
Making toast out of the French!
Never trust an adman with a lean and hungry look!
Blade Runner? Nah... Cart Runner!
George Carlin would love this!
Another dumb idea from the "Below the radar crowd!"
Why has car dealership advertising always been awful?
"Lingerie Bowl IV" Conclusive proof, truth can be stranger than fiction!
My Swag Bag needs more Swag!
Hi, I'm famous, that's why I have to tell you my name!
Al Gore reinvents his invention!
Why do I think this isn’t going to work?
Queen Carly may be toast, but Garry is still the King!
Hold the bus!!!
Oh God... Not another social networking site!
An ad-free mind is a terrible thing to waste!
The Tube goes technical!
BP... Beyond Pathetic!
Wal-Mart - Bernstein-Rein = Profligacy!
Goodby, Silverstein demonstrates massive cojone's!
When it comes to Ad Agencies, big is not necessarily better for Wal-Mart!
Dot.Com Deja
The Growing Google Gorilla!
Ford... Throwing the deckchairs overboard!
Sergey and Larry... Why not buy a 767 each?
NASCAR... Commercialism, crashes & cretins!
British broadband... Better and Better!
Is this what you call gratitude?
When will Wie win? And, will it be worth it?
Amazon. If we don't have it... It doesn't exist!
Drink/spray/drive this... Get laid!
I really want a car account. But please Sir... Not an American one!
The S.S. Interpublic is still heading for the rocks!
Saatchi + Getty = Rubbish!
Blow this outa your nose!
"MadScam!" Everything you ever wanted in an advertising book... Plus, Steve Hayden!
"MadScam" The Book... Play... Film... DVD... Book Matches... OK, just the Book!
Social networking... Bah... Humbug!!!
Wal-Mart selects final five for cruel and unusual punishment!
So, what else is new?
It's deja vue all over again at Saatchi's!
Hey... Let's do something completely un-original!!!
BBD&O discovers creative advertising!
Draft/FCB picks up a load of Bull!
At AOL, the agony continues!
"Rescue Me" from do-gooders!
Apple's 1984 classic spot is re-released... In plastic!
AOL. The last place for job security!
If all else fails, put the clients dog in the ad!
This is the BBC World Service!
The Chrysler "Blitzkrieg" continues!
The "New Media"... Or, is it the "old Media?"
Author of AdHurl found on desert isle married to alien bride!
The path to knowledge will not depend on the pages of yellow!!!
Chrysler knows where your relatives live!
If you can hold... My supervisor is just milking her camel!
Please Sir... May I log on to the porn sites?
Wonder what Bosie would have thought?
Steve Ballmer's plan to become Emperor of the Known Universe!
The Brits you love to hate!!!
FCB/Draft is begining to Pong!
Smart goes to Dumb... BBD&O wins account!
Life, liberty and the pursuit of spotty teenagers!
Reality TV!
Throw another fat kid on the fire, wouldya?
Cisco has its act together!
Amazon.com... From rags to riches to rags?
Steve Case is sorry... Kinda!!!
Motorola gets Rized & Krazed!
Throw a few more million on the ERP bonfire!
Is Andy Berlin becoming a pussycat?
Did Austin Powers sign off on this caper?
I'd rather read Roger!
Don't toll the bell for Dell... Yet!
Fun & games on Wisteria Lane!
Ahhh.... That feels better!
Beer, beer, glorious beer!
I want the best job in the world!!!
Yahoo... Deja Vu!
Could you say that a little louder please?
Everything is great at Yahoo... If you're the CEO!
You have mail!!!
Why Google works!!!
Doom and Gloom in the Ad Biz?
Intel outside... Of McCann!
You can't get rid of me!
Gone Fishing!!!
Why do advertising agencies not believe in advertising?
Show me the money!
If you care for it... Do not set it free!
Pull up an apple crate and sit down!
For the man/woman who has everything!
There's stupid... Then there's network TV stupid!
A license to print money!
Don't leave the agency without it!
Sir Frank Lowe reels in another!
What's in a word?
AOL soon to be AWOL?
The virtual agency virtually exists!
Proof most ad people are divorced from reality!
For the person who must die with the most toys!
Aquafina's new TV campaign, aint so "Fina!"
Senator Stevens now prefers "Tubes" to "Bridges!"
Please... Do not squeeze the agency!
Boom or Bust... Dot Com Deja Vue!
How to turn kids off on the Internet!
AdHurl... The Official Blog of Official Blogs!
Satin lined "Bijou" home for sale!
Shades of William Randolph Hearst!
Bring on the clowns!!!
One of those Apples may be a bit rotten!!!
Euro RSCG cleans out JWT's closet!
What's on TV tonight? Tripe, tripe and more tripe!
Everything you ever needed to know about beer and hot dogs!
A "Bold Move" from Ford!
How to make money by acting like a doormat!
Try not to display your display ads!
We don't need no stinkin' ads!!!
Larry... I ain't going anywhere... Ellison!
Why most US car advertising stinks!
A great German TV car spot... No, not for VW!
MySpace... Heading for the crapper?
Bill Gate's final act in his plan for world domination!
Win a Win Award... Only Women need apply!!!
The "Wizened of Oz" thinks big!
A Grand result for the Cannes Grand Prix!
A cautionary tale!
I'm suffering from information overload. Do you have a drug for that?
Arianna... Don't get in a Huff... But...
Is advertsiing a respectable ocupation for adults?
JWT + Huffington Post = Astroturf!!!
With Larry Ellison, philanthropy begins, and stays, at home!
JWT Corporate reads AdHurl!!!
The Chief Marketing Officer is dead. Would somebody tell them?
Going for the Gold... Why ad people don't care... Much!!!
The King of PR foul-ups!!!
We don't need no stinkin' advertising!
So I got this book, but I don't know where the batteries go!
Cindy Crawford... Would you please call BBD&O?
Well Duh!!!
"Big Beer" for the big Cannes Award!
The "King of Beers" starts a revolution!
Play Football get rich... That's the Football you play with your feet!
When it comes to The Huffington Post... Just the facts Maam!!!
Washed up Jocks who drink watered down beer needed!
A snowballs chance in Hell!
Best Buy... Or best spoof?
Poochums only drinks Bollinger 85 water!
You're not watching TV... Google's watching you!
Should Nike Nix Ronaldo?
You are now leaving a smoke free zone... Welcome to Germany!
Breakthrough news you already knew!
"I need more data, Data!"
I can't believe this isn't bologne!
Wanted lunatic to invest in Ad Agency!
I have $50 million in a safe deposit box... Honestly!
If you want it done well... Do it yourself!
Mmmmm... Twinkies!!!
Holy Moley... It's a shrine to football!
Here today... Sayonara tomorrow!
Don't be Square in Tiananmen!
Moscow is now spelled L.A.G.O.S.
But what will you wrap the fish in?
The state of corporate blogging is in a bit of a state!
A pint and a packet of rubarb and mustard crisps... Ta!
You can trust me... I'm a TV ad!
How long before Murdoch owns everything?
How to win friends and influence journalists!
Why most people think advertising is dumb.
Masochists wanted. Only ad agencies need apply!
Control yourself... The Gap is selling tee shirts!
All the news that's fit NOT to print!
Hey, FCB, that's not a draft you can feel... It's a hurricane!
Will water make the grade in school?
Coming soon... Toilet TV!
Perhaps "Interpublic" should be renamed "InterTrouble!"
You have relatives in Manchester?
Faster than a speeding lawsuit... It's Captain Copyright!
Lego my Lego!
Virgin Mobile says... I can't text Ya right now, I'm reading an ad!
This is the BBC... The Queen would like you to pay attention!
Oh to be a media mogul... Yahooooo!!!
GoogleMania... Beware!
The First Bank of AdHurl... Free checking!
Why most business books, with the exception of mine... Suck!!!
Pimp my stuff... Only if you make it worth my while!
Big news from Interpublic... Yawn!!!
My life is a wreck... No Dude, it's your car!
Bad ads will get you hard time!!!
Of course I use your product... You pay me to!!!
Metrosexualexpialidotious!
Why newspapers are not in Kansas any more ToTo!
Welcome to "The Big A." That's A as in Advertising, not Apple!
YouTube is Everybody's Tube!
Interpublic's management comes up smelling like a rose... Again!
For who the bell Dell's???
Omni Hotels wants to make you happy... 'Til it's time to pay the bill!!!
Creative breakthroughs needed... Please!!!
Good business blogging... Is regular business blogging!
What do you mean I'm supposed to spit it out???
Nike wants to talk to you... Actually, it's their shoes that want to talk to you?
Red alert... Red Bull on board!!!
What is that smell from Interpublic... Decay... Rot... Corruption?
Men are men and beer is beer. Unless it's light beer, then it's not really beer at all!
Out of gas, or out of ideas?
Red Cell... Going in the red!
Hey O&M, wanna bet EasyJet ain't gonna be easy?
The next big thing will be the next big thing!
Google needs a few more billion!
My RV is bigger than your RV... And you should see my cigar!
Where the ad biz is going... Where it's always been going... Nowhere!
Even more ubiquity... Courtesy of Microsoft!
"Big Dumb Agencies" keep on being dumb!
Google... Whoda thunk it?
The Ubiquitous cell phone! Is it taking over civilization as we know it?
KMM... Japanese & Chinese editions?
This post is 100% risk free!!!
When Bill Gates buys something... Take note!
Is that your cigar, or burning gasoline?
Luxury London flat... Just send me your bank information!
Clive Owen is now Mr. Lancome!!!
Before the phone company gives my records to the NSA, could they give me that fast Internet connection they promised ten years ago?
The only indecent thing about network TV is the rubbish they put on there!
It's called happy hour, 'cos you're supposed to get happy!
Wecome to Wall-Mart. Please leave your Chinese made shotguns in the truck!
Expedia hits the road!
Hey, Cuervo... Stupid is as stupid does!
Why In-house advertising is always inbred!
Yahooooooooooooooohhhh!!!
Further proof Madison + Vine is a load of old rubbish!
"Goleo" scores own goal in Germany!
David Ogilvy must be spinning like a top!
Network TV is no longer childs play!
If it's Monday, I must be in Burundi, or is it Boise?
When will Big Dumb Agencies stop being Big Dumb Agencies?
Supersize the formula and give me extra apple sauce!
Joe Nacchio for President in 2008!!!
Buy American. Stop shopping at Wal-Mart!
Qwest... Wherefore art thou?
What's next for Steve Jobs... iBillions?
Hey NSA... Purleeze, don't squeeze my records!
Qwest is best!!! AT&T, Verizon & BellSouth should be ashamed!
Ahhh Google... It's tough at the top!
Organically speaking... Interpublic is in the toilet!
Hey, my main man... Putney Swope wants a word with you!
Good Health! No, Good Beer! No, Good Grief, is that what it costs for a pint?
The new Apple TV campaign... Nothing to get excited about!
If you can't get a real job... Go In-House!!!
When I said PC, I meant politically correct, not personal computer!
Cool is as cool does!
Big Dog by the Bay!
Management Consultants...The expensively obvious way to blow lots of cash!
I'll have a pint. No... make it swie!!!
The 800 pound gorilla just entered the Google room!
Let's run very, very expensive ads that look like everyone else's very, very expensive ads!
America's favorite pastime?
World Cup 2006... Goooooooal!!!
The "Undead" are living in Tennessee!
Is the LA Times the most impactfull paper in the US?
The Miller Lite "Man Laws" campaign. Because integration means getting it together!
Big Dumb Agencies deserve Big Dumb Clients!
Crispin Porter & Bogusky... Truly a bunch of "Manly Men!"
How can dead personalities help a dying brand?
How to select an agency when you should be running a business!
Playing tag with tag lines... And other advertising mysteries!
We don't need no stinkin' rockets!
Can this Pfizer painkiller... Kill me?
I may have been a child protégé... But my rich father helped a lot!
Stand by for more really bad Intel and Microsoft advertising!!!
Ford gets real... Isn't it about time?
If you like beer... I mean beer... Ignore this post. But if you like Coors, read on!!!
Watch these TV spots ten times a day, then drive your doctor nuts!
How to make a Pile in advertising!
1 + 1 = 2... Unless you're talking media!
I am Prince Umboola of Nigeria. I would like you to subscribe to Madison & Vine. Kindly send me your bank information!
The Clio Awards have once again proved they are even dumber than Cannes!!!
I'll have a pint of Draft Interpublic with an FCB chaser!
Sponsorship... Is it as dumb as I know it is?
The eclipse of Scott McNealy at Sun!
Flying will no longer be a pain in the neck... It will be your legs that are killing you!
Even AdHurlers have to take a break sometimes!
Stand by for more really bad Sun advertising!
The Bo-Peep theory of media buying!
Why do advertising agency CEO's talk like idiots?
I'll have a Guinness float with a Jameson chaser!
The Internet Duh factor. Otherwise known as research!
Good journalism can pay off!
If pharmaceutical advertising upsets you, take two pills and go to bed!
"The Ugly Agency." Wasn't that a movie?
Extreme Ironing... Will it replace American Idol?
Will William Tell?
BBDO take care. Otherwise, the Queen will not be amused!
Knockout or checkmate... Your choice, mate!
Reality meets Product placement ending in hype!!!
Are you ready for a "Fourthmeal" burrito from the gourmet kitchens of Taco Bell?
Of course Olympic sponsorship is value for money. Have some more caviar and let me top up your Bollinger!
"Holy Product Placement." Is Gotham City ready for this?
AOL in2TV... Another dumb streaming media idea!
If you blog, read blogs, know any bloggers... You should read this!!!
We can make your "whatever" a houshold name... For money!
Why the majority of TV commercials are still an insult to your intelligence
Truth in advertising... Well, maybe!
This weeks stinkiest campaign winner!
I work in an agency... I live in a tent with a bear!
I have an idea... Seriously... Budding Gold Lion winners, check this out!
Now you've done it AdAge!!!
How long before the "Alternative Media" becomes the "Mainstream Media?"
And the Gold Effie for the most angels on the head of a pin goes to... Zippy the Pin Head!!!
I want the glazed with spreckles... And supersize the caviar!
Where do the suckers moon? Maybe at the New York Times!
Is Madison Avenue out of touch? Was Madison Avenue ever in touch? Don't ask the New York Times!
Intelligent Advertising Research... An Oxymoron?
The end of TV... What does Britain know that we don't?
Welcome to the AAAA Conference... We'll leave the light on for ya!
Ron Berger hates WPP, 'til the stock goes up!
Cell phone advertising... Will it take off?
John Doyle joins McCann... Good luck!
I was only obeying orders!
Bad TV ads are enough to make you swear!
Spamalot... Not just on Broadway!
Berlusconi... It's my media... I can say what I like!
Wanna get yourself supersized? Talk to McDonalds!
Hey, I have an ad agency... I'm also a masochist!
Go West young O&M man!
TV advertising monkey business!
Google me a gazillion!
Steve Jobs... Master of his own universe!
Japanese advertising... Very, very precise!
Pharmaceutical advertising... Be still my beating heart!
Still on the subject of beverages. How about a brewski?
The new Coke campaign... It's a big, small thing. But, will it make you happy?
Can I get extra Spam with that Morning McSpam?
At Delta Airlines, the “Good just stopped going around!”
If it's not on eBay... It doesn't exist!
Why automobile advertising is a joke!
New media... Old attitudes!
Our Man Flint... Brought to you at tremendous expense by the phone company!
Interpublic... A great place to get fired from!
More, More, More... Me, Me, Me...
The Power of KnowMoreMedia!!!
Microsoft launches the Mother of all software... Sometime soon!
McCann Erickson + Hewlett Packard + Chemistry?
Spamalot!
Microsoft, Microsoft, wherefore art thou Microsoft?
Fabio refuses to fade away!
El Puerto de Liverpool... Hola!
There’s something rotten in the state of Interpublic!
Pardon me, but would you like this extra seat, or this extra row?
Why PSA's (Public Service Campaigns) are a sick joke!!!
Coca-Cola V PepsiCo V Common sense!!!
McCann... Boy do I have a yacht for you!!!
Pernod Ricard... Another... Why not?
Interpublic... The agony... Redux!
Coke... Stupid is as stupid does!!!
Ogilvy slam dunks IBM!!!
Why an MBA is the most worthless degree you can waste your money on!
The sickly state of the AdvertAsing business!
I can't believe it's not Fabio!
Carly Fiorina... Your extended warranty has expired!
Close encounters of the British kind!
The Office... The watered down version!
Spamalot can make you rich!
Larry Ellison on the run!!!
The decline and fall of Amazon.com!
Can Google become a gorilla in the retail space?
Tylenol PM? No thanks, I'll just take the week off!
Interpublic is sinking... Please put on your lifejacket!
Riney bites the dust. Who's next... Goodby Silverstein?
What Bill Gates wants... Bill Gates gets!
Google's newest hire! Meet Tom Vendetta!
Why smart agencies can do smart work for peanuts!!!
Simmons new ad campaign... Sounds like load of old balls to me!
Welcome to the Business Conference. Please try and stay awake!
Better living through advertising!
Why small ad agencies count!
Australia Tourism Advertising. B****y good on ya mate!
Seth Godin's weird apples!
Why ad agencies don't get it and never will!
I'll supersize that colored water Miller Lite beer!
Please get your chips and soda from the vending machine before watching the educational TV!
Why ad agencies handling cruise line advertising should invest in a life jacket!
IBM's new campaign from O&M... Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!
Luxury advertising... Why?
Physician heal thyself... FCB, get it together!
How would you like that media... Old, new, supersized, or free?
Kim Hunt. New Biz Guru at FCB. Why am I not impressed?
Earthlink moves to Lowe... Wake me up when it moves again... Yawn!!!
iVillage. Strictly for women. Well, actually, strictly for anyone!
I can't wait to find out how bad the new TV shows are going to be!
FedEx beats Budweiser. Chimps a close third!!!
Yechhh!!! I don't want my Listerine!
The Apprentice... Would you like to supersize that fatburger?
The "Beautiful" game!!!
Where are the suckers mooning these days?
AT&T belives in competition. As long as it's not against them!
While you're up, could you supersize those pork scratchin's?
Double, double, toil & trouble! How about some gum?
At&T will rule the world... Again!
I'll have Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam... With extra Spam!
Hallo... Hallo... Is anyone there?
Frank Lowe... Who's a naughty boy?
Please, no more Roger Riney!
Wake me up when the Today show starts.
G'donnya blue... Chomp on this!
Pardon me while I Snicker!
Smaller is bigger... Or, is it bigger is smaller?
The best of British luck!
Hey kiddies... Want some candy?
Traditional media feels the pain!
Even more proof agencies are nuts!
What would Bertie say?
Why publishers are pigs... Along with everyone else!
I'll have a phone, a pint, and a packet of crisps!
Segwaying from Segway!
Service is additional!
No more pain for four more years!
You look a little stiff tonight, darling!
Bacon goes for the “Ham” Award!
God bless the Queen, Prince Charles and Bangers & Mash!
I'm rich!!!
I owe it all to my mother, my dog, and my psychiatrist!
Ring my chimes!
Play it again Sam!
Harry Potter and the legend of the evil blogger!
We're all making sacrifices together!
iPod, uPod, we all Pod!
Yo, Ho, Ho and a bottle of rum. Interpublic sinking off the yardarm!
Michael, shame on you!
What a load of old cobblers!
Trouble in Gnomedom!
What's in a name?
SuperSize my SuperSize!
Olympics... Bah... Humbug!
We have lift off!
Better living through bad merchandise!
Hello, hello... Is there anyone there?
Becks creates Booty!
Eat up... It's bad for you!
Another nail in the BDA coffin!
A really dumb idea!
What was that about China's unfair trading practices?
A pint and a pickled herring!
Ex-Jock... Will work for money!
The Poisoned Dwarf is not OK!
Would you like a Bud with that lobotomy?
Houston... We have blast off!
Relax... We have control!
Sir Richard, you're for the birds!
Absolutely Fabulous!
Time Gentlemen Please!!!
The Poisoned Dwarf - Back to the basement?
Something smells funny here!
Wecome to the toilet walls of the Internet!
Well, hush my mouth!
SpongeBob - Criminal!
Habla ClowSpeak?
What happens when Lee takes a day off from surfing!
Stupor Bowl!!!
Talking to teens... Halooo!
A "win-win" for "who-who?"
BDA's (Big Dumb Agency's) still don't get it!
I believe R - I - C - E spells rice!
Is it "Beerdom," or "DumbDumb?"
Wow... Now you can keep Super Bowl commercials for eternity!
Miller time at Crispin, Porter, Bogusky... Too bad!
Another nail in Mad Ave's coffin
Larry Ellison... Going broke?
Oh, Oh...Dot.Com Implosion?
Bushwhacked!
Today show is not tomorrow... It's the day after!!!
Never, ever, invest in an ad agency!
Have you driven a Dwarf lately?
Fame!!!
GoDaddy... Go!
Let your mind float, Grasshopper!
You can't drink champagne at a triathalon!
"Waaassssup?"
Second greatest creative work in the world!
Bloggers beware!!!
Ford advertising. Forget it!
The Fickle hand of fate!