Advertising, ad campaigns, ad agencies, and the people that make it happen |
archives
- It's Oscar time... Yet again!
- FOX gets funny... Well, maybe!
- Celebrity Big Brother... Is it becoming a big yawn?
- Less Boom, Boom, more Vroom, Vroom!
- Radio comes out of the closet and into the movie studio!
- How to make a Pile by being an agency search consultant!
- Google Versus Europe!
- ESPN goes for the Pulitzer... Or the Nobel... Or the Booker. Hey... Why not the Triple Crown?
- Buy two concepts, get one free... This week only!!!
- We must be sensitive to the feelings of others... Particularly if they are a robot!
- And you always thought February 14th was Valentines day!
- The Anna Nicole Smith show is over. Hopefully, the circus has left town!
- Everything you ever wanted to know about septic tanks... Is now in your in-box!
- Anna Nicole Smith... RIP.
- Who moved my cheese?
- YouTube... WeTube... Let's go buy a Ferrari!!!
- Robots rule... People... Mmmm, whatever!!!
- When is a semi-final not a semi-final?
- Britney Spears gives KFed's spot two thumbs down!
- Hey Snickers... It's only chocolate!!!
- Guerilla's can be expensive these days. Just ask Turner Broadcasting!
- Who says writing is a lost art?
- The Digital Newspaper... Find it or forget it!
- Will Google gobble up the entire universe?
- Pepsi... Coke... Tedium... Yawn!!!
- Google... So, how much is enough?
- Why no one in their right mind would invest in the Interpublic Group!
- Where's the Dell Dude when you need him?
- Apple to pay $700,000 for bloggers legal fees!
- Saturn exits Goody in its continuing search for mediocrity!
- When it comes to drug company advertising... Keep taking the medicine!
- Pepsi goes into the jewelry business!
- Am I a Democrat or a Republican? Depends on the size of your ad budget!
- Things to consider when the batteries run out!
- The consumer isn't stupid... It's the agency!
- I'll have a Google to start, followed by a Corona with a Bacardi chaser!
- Do people who do "Second Life" need to get a real life?
- Bill Gates head-to-head with John Stewart!
- Ex-Fed pimps for Fed-Ex
- It's not Bad TV. It's Celebrity TV. And if you don't like it... Too bad!
- "I want my HDTV!"
- Advertising Ubiquity... Is there too much of it? (I know it's an oxymoron. That's why I did it!)
- Even if Steve Jobs is on thin ice... He can still walk on water!
- Goodby, Silverstein + HP... Quite a combination!
- Kentucky Fried Chicken goes into orbit!
- Further proof that "Big Dumb Agencies" get dumber every day!
- Google conquers more of the Ad Biz with in-game advertising!
- Should people into "Second Life" try harder for a "First Life?"
- Y&R trying for new world record in shortest CEO tenure stakes!
- Germany gets anti-social with social networking!
- Coming soon... Mobile phones in Cracker Jacks!
- Timing is everything!
- Google's conquest of Madison Avenue continues!
- To catch a thief... Take his picture!
- Advertising Crocs Footware... Is it a crock?
- Parker pollutes the airwaves!
- "Life comes at you fast." But the commercials are really slow!
- There's no business like show business... Unless it's the patent medicine business!
- Beam me up Priceline!
- KSFO... You deserve everything that's happening to you!
- Be your own SuperHero!
- "Posh" goes west!
- When it comes to cars... Maybe O&M should go back to Rolls Royce!
- The BBC gets serious with New Media!
- Barry Manilow keeps on flipping!
- Could this be the worst TV program ever?
- Hello... Hello... Don't give out your phone number in China!
- Why ad agencies are drug addicts!
- Did David Beckham twist Posh's arm to move to La-La Land... Nahhh!
- AT&T... World domination... Again!
- Sensible advertising research... Is that an oxymoron?
- Is it smoke & mirrors, snake oil, bullshit, or something entirely new?
- The London Marathon... Alcoholics welcome!
- When is an iPhone not an iPhone?
- Create a TV spot worth millions... Get hosed!
- Social Networking... Will the commercial spin kill the golden goose?
- Yahoo... Did you leave it late to join the social networking party?
- Text Link Advertising... Can it make you rich? Read the text, then go to the links!
- Let's double the ad budget, but only spend a quarter of it!
- YouTube goes dark in the land of the Samba
- TV in taxis... Next thing you know, they'll have a TV show called "Taxi."
- More Super Bowl nonsense!
- When will the Super Bowl bubble burst?
- Why the World Cup is called the World Cup!
- Social Networking? Go East, young man!
- Same old stuff... New price tag!
- For every fifty Mr Whipple ads you watch, you get two free minutes!
- The only thing dumber than golf, are the agencies that shill golf products!
- What I didn't get for Christmas!
- "Fore." As in "Four Million!!"
- Is the Ad Biz hooked on drugs?
- Agencies are hiring. Only "Stupid's" need apply!
- Welcome to Bloogling!
- Hello, is that the fire station? Could I download "Silent Night?"
- Stand at silly-mid-off, and watch out for the googlies!
- Google killer? Don't bet on it!
- I definately won't drink to that!
- Merry MadScam and a Happy AdHurl!
- Jeff Bezos's worst nightmare is about to come true!
- "The Today Show." Soon to be renamed "The All Day Show!"
- Don't call me... I'll call you!
- All the news that's fit to watch. But you won't find it on the networks!
- How long 'til Chrysler pulls the plug on BBD&O?
- Whatever happened to the Toilet Bowl?
- Do me a public service, stop blowing smoke at me!
- What are the odds on Curling killing NASCAR?
- We have ways to get your message out there. But, don't ask us what it should be.
- News Corp is looking for a new publisher. Only someone with no taste may apply!
- In the event of a power failure... Light a candle!
- It's almost Super Bowl time again... Yawn!!!
- After 16 years Volvo decides Euro isn't cutting it any more!!!
- MadScam goes viral.
- Charles Schwab's TV... Someone should talk to Chuck about it!
- When you're number one... Should you spend millions trying to make yourself number twelve?
- Hey CJ... I have this revolutionary media idea... Why don't we blow the entire budget on TV?
- If there was no 19th hole, would golf be as popular as it is?
- I'm in PR... I'll do anything for money... And I'll do it for anyone!
- Chinese creative team wins a Gold Stupid Award!
- Game Boy goes bad... Could end up in slammer!
- Say cheese... Low fat cheese, that is!
- Jolt... Now with a kick in the pants!
- The Volvo account is up for grabs.
- Rupert Murdoch... You should be ashamed of yourself!
- Amazon + Wikia = Sell Out!
- Randall Rothenberg... What a prince!
- User Generated Content... What if your target audience doesn't want to use it?
- Wow... More golf, what a surprise!
- Take two "Purple Pills' with your fish and chips!
- What not to put on YouTube!
- Getting liquored up in Lynchburg - Jack Daniels style!
- Why realtors will always drive flashier cars than you and I.
- Bank of America... The offical sponsor of cars, crashes, and chaw!
- Wholly Guacamole? Kraft does a naughty.
- Now there's Aulterra, and you can throw away that tinfoil hat!
- Lane Bryant... Tell us about yourself!
- Mama Mia!!! Abba - Abba!
- Take two of these bad campaigns after every meal!
- Everything is going to be fine. Trust me, I'm a professional!
- Who says money can't buy everything?
- Political advertising -24/7/365- And more!
- Wall-Mart pitch run by Witchy Woman!
- CBS conquers YouTube!
- Would you like a straw with that Coka-Sek?"
- No advertising tonight dear, I have a headache!
- I'm gonna do you a favor you can't refuse!
- Welcome to Non-Neatnick University!
- Google goes Gargantuan!
- Helio... The Phone company that has phones that aren't phones... Or something!
- Turn on the computer and we'll watch TV... Commercials, that is.
- Madonna gets material!!!
- Hey, Larry King, forget the suspenders, concentrate on the buttons!
- I can't log on right now... I'm using my noodle strainer!
- How to blow a pile by working with Ace losers Pile & Co.
- MadScam in a few simple Photoshop moves!
- MySpace is YourSpace. As long as you don't steal it!
- Which came first, the telephone or the radio?
- Stay tuned for more Clear Channel garbage!
- McCann, living proof mediocrity pays!
- Hey IBM, I hear Tibet is really, really cheap!
- Where in the world is Amanda Congdon?
- Weaning BDA's of drugs!!!
- Apple's Japanese TV campaign. Not Lost in Translation.
- Intel goes global... Kiss your job goodbye!
- MadScam is finally here.
- "The rich are different from you and I."
- The prime demographic... Aged Prime!
- Moi desperate?
- If it's tuesday, I must be in Tokyo!
- Has Yahoo thought this through?
- Time's "Invention of the Year." What's next, a Nobel Prize?
- Google just keeps going, and going, and going...
- Consumer Generated Content... Sticky but Engaging!
- Creative awards... Going for the gold is getting expensive.
- Please help a starving realtor!
- The Growing Google Goliath!
- For MySpace, the times they are a changing!
- Calling Philip Morris!!!
- Ad conferences and other stupid things to do with your money!
- Proctor & Gamble getting tough with media.
- Now McDonalds is in the fake blog business.
- Acne-encrusted teenage video freaks need not apply!
- MySpace - YouTube - Lite.
- POTUS does “The Google.”
- Great PR screw-ups of the Twentieth Century.
- Just 'cos I'm in Boise doesn't mean I'm a dufus!
- All I want for Christmas!
- Hello... Hello... Is anyone there?
- To Google or not to Google. That is the question!
- Paris Hilton... Shilling for Hilton?
- Product placement goes South... Way South!
- The American Magazine Conference. Otherwise known as "La vie en rose!"
- At Ford, staying employed is job one!
- Hey Mr Wal-Mart. Can I park my... Oooops sorry, your RV in your car park.
- "Face Time" with HP's new TV campaign.
- NBC News... Oooargah... Oooargah... Dive... Dive!!!
- And now the YouTube cut of the thousand knives begins!
- And now the news. Well, some news. Actually, hardly any news!
- Now the Google/YouTube deal begins to make sense!
- The end of the 30' TV spot... Again!
- Bury me under third base at Yankee stadium!
- If only we could convince Paris Hilton to eat canned spinach!
- Pardon me while I speak rubbish!
- The CEO who creates the most layoffs wins!
- Beam me up Christies!
- MySpace Music Melt-Down!
- Lies, damn lies, and media studies!
- The begining of the end for Madison Avenue?
- How much is that Intel in the window?
- Hey, you guys at YouTube, can you get your "u" out of our tube?
- When MySpace gets in YourFace... Watch out!
- Coca Cola just came up with a way to let you bloat and lose weight at the same time!
- When it comes to Saw III, bad taste never dies!
- ABC's "World Geriatric News!"
- BBD&O repeats itself adnauseum!
- In case you come back as a dog... Read this.
- Redefining Creativity at a dollar a minute!
- Ray Noorda. May he rest in peace.
- Swallow this $75 million account before your bones turn to chalk!
- Carly Fiorina... Let them eat leaks!
- How do you measure viewership when you don't know where the viewers are?
- ABC takes stalking viral!
- GoogleTube is a done deal!
- Google goes Gargantuan!
- Gary Elliot does it right!
- YouTube gets serious.
- Who let the cows out?
- Last social networking site left standing wins!
- Google swallows YouTube to create YouGoogleTube!
- Why men are dumber than women.
- Sony goes in review 'cos they can!
- The ins-and-outs of the agency business!
- The "Fat Food" to die for!
- Gnomes beat Clowns every time!
- Down the tube with YouTube!
- WPP goes show biz!
- Chrysler... Stupid is as stupid does!
- I won't be long!!!
- Is MySpace is going NoSpace?
- What's next... The Cone of Silence?
- Wake me up when this TV spot is over!!!
- TV still rules... For now!
- Congratulations. You've just won the worst car dealership advertising in the world award!!!
- MySpace becomes AdSpace!!!
- The Strawberry Frog jumped over the Red Brick Road into the Kingdom of Dumbness!!!
- Miller High Life gives Wieden & Kennedy the "No Life!"
- How much for facetime with Facebook... How about a couple of billion dollars?
- The pen is mightier than the Rove!
- Why Starbucks will conquer the world!
- Heeesss Baaaaccckkk!!!
- AdHurl takes a mini-vacation!!!
- A neat Segway into Segway!
- Ford's "Bold Moves." Getting weaker by the day!
- Is "user generated content" all about "buzz," rather than "bucks?"
- Bath & Body Works scrubs review, flushing six agencies down the tubes!
- FunkySexyCool.com - Or how to run up the world's largest phone bill!
- AdAge has another offer you'll definitely refuse!
- Vote for me... I need the money!
- Hey, just put that bankruptcy on my American Express Platinum!!!
- Product placement with a vengance!!!
- S**t happens. Only it happens more often in the ad biz!!!
- Come back Carly Fiorina... All is fogiven!
- This is either the world's dumbest idea, or the most brilliant!
- This gas is no laughing matter!
- Give me a dozen mocha, gazumba, sprinkle glaze and a cup of coffee that tastes like week old mud!!!
- The Great Gossage. Now with an offer you can't refuse!
- Sticky stuff in Silicon Valley!
- YouTube for the first ten years… Kinda sounds like Amazon!
- Paris Hilton's undiscriminating palette!
- Another breakthrough in office bulls**t!
- Cell phone radio... Give me a break!
- Why your kids are getting old before their time!
- Olympic sponsorship... It's all about the Gold!
- Whenever it was in the news... You can now find it on Google!
- It's free... It's rubbish, but it's free!!!
- Absolutely the last Intel Post!!!
- The final Intel post!
- "Lovemarks." The closest thing you can get to tripe without visiting an abattoir!
- Image is not exactly everything!!!
- A penultimate post on Intel!
- Sackcloth and ashes... Again
- What's next... Poland?
- More on the Hewlett Packard bloodbath!
- Apple blows millions trying to convince PC users they are too stupid to appreciate the Mac. So who are they talking to?
- If you're "Inside Intel" you might be outside it next week!
- Will Bach for music!
- A J.C. Penney saved is better than a ton blown on Wal-Mart!
- MySpace is rapidly becoming everyone's space!
- AdAge... Hang your head in shame!!!
- Could online push your bottom line redline??? Let's talk offline!!!
- I can get your product in "Desperate Housewives" for a few million!
- Howard gets heavy at FCB, New York!
- Integrated marketing seamlessly transitions into the bedroom. One more thing I don't get!!!
- Parents get their own Myspace!
- Kinda like YouTube or MySpace for grown ups!
- Executive stress... Otherwise known as "Der Fuehrer Complex!"
- Network TV. The cure for original humor.
- Steve Jobs. It's not about ego... It's about evil!!!
- Why don't agency Creative Directors blog?
- I can't wait to get started on Web 3.0 !!!
- Friendster.com ... No more Mister Nice Guy!
- WPP... "Two Paced" or "Two Faced?"
- The iPod... A passing fad!!!
- The Discover Card... Time to discover something original!
- Would DDB report to checkout aisle three please?
- Who says advertising doesn’t work?
- You're doing a great job, Joey!!!
- Will Joe Nacchio beat the rap?
- Isn't technology wonderful?
- Could I have that with extra mayo???
- This'll put hair on your chest!!!
- Didn't someone once say "Everyone is famous for ten minutes."
- Will the "Social Networking" bubble burst?
- What's current with Current TV? Same Old!!!
- You have a $1.1 million budget! Who do you want me to kill?
- "The rich are different from you and I."
- BBD&O + FedEx = Cindy Crawford - Raquel Welsh!
- Some "Bodies" carry more weight than other"Bodies."
- Now that's what I call a "Googly!"
- The worst fudge in the world? Check out Domino's!
- The begining of the end for Google... But not in the foreseeable future!
- What you see is not always what you get!
- Making toast out of the French!
- Never trust an adman with a lean and hungry look!
- Blade Runner? Nah... Cart Runner!
- George Carlin would love this!
- Another dumb idea from the "Below the radar crowd!"
- Why has car dealership advertising always been awful?
- "Lingerie Bowl IV" Conclusive proof, truth can be stranger than fiction!
- My Swag Bag needs more Swag!
- Hi, I'm famous, that's why I have to tell you my name!
- Al Gore reinvents his invention!
- Why do I think this isn’t going to work?
- Queen Carly may be toast, but Garry is still the King!
- Hold the bus!!!
- Oh God... Not another social networking site!
- An ad-free mind is a terrible thing to waste!
- The Tube goes technical!
- BP... Beyond Pathetic!
- Wal-Mart - Bernstein-Rein = Profligacy!
- Goodby, Silverstein demonstrates massive cojone's!
- When it comes to Ad Agencies, big is not necessarily better for Wal-Mart!
- Dot.Com Deja
- The Growing Google Gorilla!
- Ford... Throwing the deckchairs overboard!
- Sergey and Larry... Why not buy a 767 each?
- NASCAR... Commercialism, crashes & cretins!
- British broadband... Better and Better!
- Is this what you call gratitude?
- When will Wie win? And, will it be worth it?
- Amazon. If we don't have it... It doesn't exist!
- Drink/spray/drive this... Get laid!
- I really want a car account. But please Sir... Not an American one!
- The S.S. Interpublic is still heading for the rocks!
- Saatchi + Getty = Rubbish!
- Blow this outa your nose!
- "MadScam!" Everything you ever wanted in an advertising book... Plus, Steve Hayden!
- "MadScam" The Book... Play... Film... DVD... Book Matches... OK, just the Book!
- Social networking... Bah... Humbug!!!
- Wal-Mart selects final five for cruel and unusual punishment!
- So, what else is new?
- It's deja vue all over again at Saatchi's!
- Hey... Let's do something completely un-original!!!
- BBD&O discovers creative advertising!
- Draft/FCB picks up a load of Bull!
- At AOL, the agony continues!
- "Rescue Me" from do-gooders!
- Apple's 1984 classic spot is re-released... In plastic!
- AOL. The last place for job security!
- If all else fails, put the clients dog in the ad!
- This is the BBC World Service!
- The Chrysler "Blitzkrieg" continues!
- The "New Media"... Or, is it the "old Media?"
- Author of AdHurl found on desert isle married to alien bride!
- The path to knowledge will not depend on the pages of yellow!!!
- Chrysler knows where your relatives live!
- If you can hold... My supervisor is just milking her camel!
- Please Sir... May I log on to the porn sites?
- Wonder what Bosie would have thought?
- Steve Ballmer's plan to become Emperor of the Known Universe!
- The Brits you love to hate!!!
- FCB/Draft is begining to Pong!
- Smart goes to Dumb... BBD&O wins account!
- Life, liberty and the pursuit of spotty teenagers!
- Reality TV!
- Throw another fat kid on the fire, wouldya?
- Cisco has its act together!
- Amazon.com... From rags to riches to rags?
- Steve Case is sorry... Kinda!!!
- Motorola gets Rized & Krazed!
- Throw a few more million on the ERP bonfire!
- Is Andy Berlin becoming a pussycat?
- Did Austin Powers sign off on this caper?
- I'd rather read Roger!
- Don't toll the bell for Dell... Yet!
- Fun & games on Wisteria Lane!
- Ahhh.... That feels better!
- Beer, beer, glorious beer!
- I want the best job in the world!!!
- Yahoo... Deja Vu!
- Could you say that a little louder please?
- Everything is great at Yahoo... If you're the CEO!
- You have mail!!!
- Why Google works!!!
- Doom and Gloom in the Ad Biz?
- Intel outside... Of McCann!
- You can't get rid of me!
- Gone Fishing!!!
- Why do advertising agencies not believe in advertising?
- Show me the money!
- If you care for it... Do not set it free!
- Pull up an apple crate and sit down!
- For the man/woman who has everything!
- There's stupid... Then there's network TV stupid!
- A license to print money!
- Don't leave the agency without it!
- Sir Frank Lowe reels in another!
- What's in a word?
- AOL soon to be AWOL?
- The virtual agency virtually exists!
- Proof most ad people are divorced from reality!
- For the person who must die with the most toys!
- Aquafina's new TV campaign, aint so "Fina!"
- Senator Stevens now prefers "Tubes" to "Bridges!"
- Please... Do not squeeze the agency!
- Boom or Bust... Dot Com Deja Vue!
- How to turn kids off on the Internet!
- AdHurl... The Official Blog of Official Blogs!
- Satin lined "Bijou" home for sale!
- Shades of William Randolph Hearst!
- Bring on the clowns!!!
- One of those Apples may be a bit rotten!!!
- Euro RSCG cleans out JWT's closet!
- What's on TV tonight? Tripe, tripe and more tripe!
- Everything you ever needed to know about beer and hot dogs!
- A "Bold Move" from Ford!
- How to make money by acting like a doormat!
- Try not to display your display ads!
- We don't need no stinkin' ads!!!
- Larry... I ain't going anywhere... Ellison!
- Why most US car advertising stinks!
- A great German TV car spot... No, not for VW!
- MySpace... Heading for the crapper?
- Bill Gate's final act in his plan for world domination!
- Win a Win Award... Only Women need apply!!!
- The "Wizened of Oz" thinks big!
- A Grand result for the Cannes Grand Prix!
- A cautionary tale!
- I'm suffering from information overload. Do you have a drug for that?
- Arianna... Don't get in a Huff... But...
- Is advertsiing a respectable ocupation for adults?
- JWT + Huffington Post = Astroturf!!!
- With Larry Ellison, philanthropy begins, and stays, at home!
- JWT Corporate reads AdHurl!!!
- The Chief Marketing Officer is dead. Would somebody tell them?
- Going for the Gold... Why ad people don't care... Much!!!
- The King of PR foul-ups!!!
- We don't need no stinkin' advertising!
- So I got this book, but I don't know where the batteries go!
- Cindy Crawford... Would you please call BBD&O?
- Well Duh!!!
- "Big Beer" for the big Cannes Award!
- The "King of Beers" starts a revolution!
- Play Football get rich... That's the Football you play with your feet!
- When it comes to The Huffington Post... Just the facts Maam!!!
- Washed up Jocks who drink watered down beer needed!
- A snowballs chance in Hell!
- Best Buy... Or best spoof?
- Poochums only drinks Bollinger 85 water!
- You're not watching TV... Google's watching you!
- Should Nike Nix Ronaldo?
- You are now leaving a smoke free zone... Welcome to Germany!
- Breakthrough news you already knew!
- "I need more data, Data!"
- I can't believe this isn't bologne!
- Wanted lunatic to invest in Ad Agency!
- I have $50 million in a safe deposit box... Honestly!
- If you want it done well... Do it yourself!
- Mmmmm... Twinkies!!!
- Holy Moley... It's a shrine to football!
- Here today... Sayonara tomorrow!
- Don't be Square in Tiananmen!
- Moscow is now spelled L.A.G.O.S.
- But what will you wrap the fish in?
- The state of corporate blogging is in a bit of a state!
- A pint and a packet of rubarb and mustard crisps... Ta!
- You can trust me... I'm a TV ad!
- How long before Murdoch owns everything?
- How to win friends and influence journalists!
- Why most people think advertising is dumb.
- Masochists wanted. Only ad agencies need apply!
- Control yourself... The Gap is selling tee shirts!
- All the news that's fit NOT to print!
- Hey, FCB, that's not a draft you can feel... It's a hurricane!
- Will water make the grade in school?
- Coming soon... Toilet TV!
- Perhaps "Interpublic" should be renamed "InterTrouble!"
- You have relatives in Manchester?
- Faster than a speeding lawsuit... It's Captain Copyright!
- Lego my Lego!
- Virgin Mobile says... I can't text Ya right now, I'm reading an ad!
- This is the BBC... The Queen would like you to pay attention!
- Oh to be a media mogul... Yahooooo!!!
- GoogleMania... Beware!
- The First Bank of AdHurl... Free checking!
- Why most business books, with the exception of mine... Suck!!!
- Pimp my stuff... Only if you make it worth my while!
- Big news from Interpublic... Yawn!!!
- My life is a wreck... No Dude, it's your car!
- Bad ads will get you hard time!!!
- Of course I use your product... You pay me to!!!
- Metrosexualexpialidotious!
- Why newspapers are not in Kansas any more ToTo!
- Welcome to "The Big A." That's A as in Advertising, not Apple!
- YouTube is Everybody's Tube!
- Interpublic's management comes up smelling like a rose... Again!
- For who the bell Dell's???
- Omni Hotels wants to make you happy... 'Til it's time to pay the bill!!!
- Creative breakthroughs needed... Please!!!
- Good business blogging... Is regular business blogging!
- What do you mean I'm supposed to spit it out???
- Nike wants to talk to you... Actually, it's their shoes that want to talk to you?
- Red alert... Red Bull on board!!!
- What is that smell from Interpublic... Decay... Rot... Corruption?
- Men are men and beer is beer. Unless it's light beer, then it's not really beer at all!
- Out of gas, or out of ideas?
- Red Cell... Going in the red!
- Hey O&M, wanna bet EasyJet ain't gonna be easy?
- The next big thing will be the next big thing!
- Google needs a few more billion!
- My RV is bigger than your RV... And you should see my cigar!
- Where the ad biz is going... Where it's always been going... Nowhere!
- Even more ubiquity... Courtesy of Microsoft!
- "Big Dumb Agencies" keep on being dumb!
- Google... Whoda thunk it?
- The Ubiquitous cell phone! Is it taking over civilization as we know it?
- KMM... Japanese & Chinese editions?
- This post is 100% risk free!!!
- When Bill Gates buys something... Take note!
- Is that your cigar, or burning gasoline?
- Luxury London flat... Just send me your bank information!
- Clive Owen is now Mr. Lancome!!!
- Before the phone company gives my records to the NSA, could they give me that fast Internet connection they promised ten years ago?
- The only indecent thing about network TV is the rubbish they put on there!
- It's called happy hour, 'cos you're supposed to get happy!
- Wecome to Wall-Mart. Please leave your Chinese made shotguns in the truck!
- Expedia hits the road!
- Hey, Cuervo... Stupid is as stupid does!
- Why In-house advertising is always inbred!
- Yahooooooooooooooohhhh!!!
- Further proof Madison + Vine is a load of old rubbish!
- "Goleo" scores own goal in Germany!
- David Ogilvy must be spinning like a top!
- Network TV is no longer childs play!
- If it's Monday, I must be in Burundi, or is it Boise?
- When will Big Dumb Agencies stop being Big Dumb Agencies?
- Supersize the formula and give me extra apple sauce!
- Joe Nacchio for President in 2008!!!
- Buy American. Stop shopping at Wal-Mart!
- Qwest... Wherefore art thou?
- What's next for Steve Jobs... iBillions?
- Hey NSA... Purleeze, don't squeeze my records!
- Qwest is best!!! AT&T, Verizon & BellSouth should be ashamed!
- Ahhh Google... It's tough at the top!
- Organically speaking... Interpublic is in the toilet!
- Hey, my main man... Putney Swope wants a word with you!
- Good Health! No, Good Beer! No, Good Grief, is that what it costs for a pint?
- The new Apple TV campaign... Nothing to get excited about!
- If you can't get a real job... Go In-House!!!
- When I said PC, I meant politically correct, not personal computer!
- Cool is as cool does!
- Big Dog by the Bay!
- Management Consultants...The expensively obvious way to blow lots of cash!
- I'll have a pint. No... make it swie!!!
- The 800 pound gorilla just entered the Google room!
- Let's run very, very expensive ads that look like everyone else's very, very expensive ads!
- America's favorite pastime?
- World Cup 2006... Goooooooal!!!
- The "Undead" are living in Tennessee!
- Is the LA Times the most impactfull paper in the US?
- The Miller Lite "Man Laws" campaign. Because integration means getting it together!
- Big Dumb Agencies deserve Big Dumb Clients!
- Crispin Porter & Bogusky... Truly a bunch of "Manly Men!"
- How can dead personalities help a dying brand?
- How to select an agency when you should be running a business!
- Playing tag with tag lines... And other advertising mysteries!
- We don't need no stinkin' rockets!
- Can this Pfizer painkiller... Kill me?
- I may have been a child protégé... But my rich father helped a lot!
- Stand by for more really bad Intel and Microsoft advertising!!!
- Ford gets real... Isn't it about time?
- If you like beer... I mean beer... Ignore this post. But if you like Coors, read on!!!
- Watch these TV spots ten times a day, then drive your doctor nuts!
- How to make a Pile in advertising!
- 1 + 1 = 2... Unless you're talking media!
- I am Prince Umboola of Nigeria. I would like you to subscribe to Madison & Vine. Kindly send me your bank information!
- The Clio Awards have once again proved they are even dumber than Cannes!!!
- I'll have a pint of Draft Interpublic with an FCB chaser!
- Sponsorship... Is it as dumb as I know it is?
- The eclipse of Scott McNealy at Sun!
- Flying will no longer be a pain in the neck... It will be your legs that are killing you!
- Even AdHurlers have to take a break sometimes!
- Stand by for more really bad Sun advertising!
- The Bo-Peep theory of media buying!
- Why do advertising agency CEO's talk like idiots?
- I'll have a Guinness float with a Jameson chaser!
- The Internet Duh factor. Otherwise known as research!
- Good journalism can pay off!
- If pharmaceutical advertising upsets you, take two pills and go to bed!
- "The Ugly Agency." Wasn't that a movie?
- Extreme Ironing... Will it replace American Idol?
- Will William Tell?
- BBDO take care. Otherwise, the Queen will not be amused!
- Knockout or checkmate... Your choice, mate!
- Reality meets Product placement ending in hype!!!
- Are you ready for a "Fourthmeal" burrito from the gourmet kitchens of Taco Bell?
- Of course Olympic sponsorship is value for money. Have some more caviar and let me top up your Bollinger!
- "Holy Product Placement." Is Gotham City ready for this?
- AOL in2TV... Another dumb streaming media idea!
- If you blog, read blogs, know any bloggers... You should read this!!!
- We can make your "whatever" a houshold name... For money!
- Why the majority of TV commercials are still an insult to your intelligence
- Truth in advertising... Well, maybe!
- This weeks stinkiest campaign winner!
- I work in an agency... I live in a tent with a bear!
- I have an idea... Seriously... Budding Gold Lion winners, check this out!
- Now you've done it AdAge!!!
- How long before the "Alternative Media" becomes the "Mainstream Media?"
- And the Gold Effie for the most angels on the head of a pin goes to... Zippy the Pin Head!!!
- I want the glazed with spreckles... And supersize the caviar!
- Where do the suckers moon? Maybe at the New York Times!
- Is Madison Avenue out of touch? Was Madison Avenue ever in touch? Don't ask the New York Times!
- Intelligent Advertising Research... An Oxymoron?
- The end of TV... What does Britain know that we don't?
- Welcome to the AAAA Conference... We'll leave the light on for ya!
- Ron Berger hates WPP, 'til the stock goes up!
- Cell phone advertising... Will it take off?
- John Doyle joins McCann... Good luck!
- I was only obeying orders!
- Bad TV ads are enough to make you swear!
- Spamalot... Not just on Broadway!
- Berlusconi... It's my media... I can say what I like!
- Wanna get yourself supersized? Talk to McDonalds!
- Hey, I have an ad agency... I'm also a masochist!
- Go West young O&M man!
- TV advertising monkey business!
- Google me a gazillion!
- Steve Jobs... Master of his own universe!
- Japanese advertising... Very, very precise!
- Pharmaceutical advertising... Be still my beating heart!
- Still on the subject of beverages. How about a brewski?
- The new Coke campaign... It's a big, small thing. But, will it make you happy?
- Can I get extra Spam with that Morning McSpam?
- At Delta Airlines, the “Good just stopped going around!”
- If it's not on eBay... It doesn't exist!
- Why automobile advertising is a joke!
- New media... Old attitudes!
- Our Man Flint... Brought to you at tremendous expense by the phone company!
- Interpublic... A great place to get fired from!
- More, More, More... Me, Me, Me...
- The Power of KnowMoreMedia!!!
- Microsoft launches the Mother of all software... Sometime soon!
- McCann Erickson + Hewlett Packard + Chemistry?
- Spamalot!
- Microsoft, Microsoft, wherefore art thou Microsoft?
- Fabio refuses to fade away!
- El Puerto de Liverpool... Hola!
- There’s something rotten in the state of Interpublic!
- Pardon me, but would you like this extra seat, or this extra row?
- Why PSA's (Public Service Campaigns) are a sick joke!!!
- Coca-Cola V PepsiCo V Common sense!!!
- McCann... Boy do I have a yacht for you!!!
- Pernod Ricard... Another... Why not?
- Interpublic... The agony... Redux!
- Coke... Stupid is as stupid does!!!
- Ogilvy slam dunks IBM!!!
- Why an MBA is the most worthless degree you can waste your money on!
- The sickly state of the AdvertAsing business!
- I can't believe it's not Fabio!
- Carly Fiorina... Your extended warranty has expired!
- Close encounters of the British kind!
- The Office... The watered down version!
- Spamalot can make you rich!
- Larry Ellison on the run!!!
- The decline and fall of Amazon.com!
- Can Google become a gorilla in the retail space?
- Tylenol PM? No thanks, I'll just take the week off!
- Interpublic is sinking... Please put on your lifejacket!
- Riney bites the dust. Who's next... Goodby Silverstein?
- What Bill Gates wants... Bill Gates gets!
- Google's newest hire! Meet Tom Vendetta!
- Why smart agencies can do smart work for peanuts!!!
- Simmons new ad campaign... Sounds like load of old balls to me!
- Welcome to the Business Conference. Please try and stay awake!
- Better living through advertising!
- Why small ad agencies count!
- Australia Tourism Advertising. B****y good on ya mate!
- Seth Godin's weird apples!
- Why ad agencies don't get it and never will!
- I'll supersize that colored water Miller Lite beer!
- Please get your chips and soda from the vending machine before watching the educational TV!
- Why ad agencies handling cruise line advertising should invest in a life jacket!
- IBM's new campaign from O&M... Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!
- Luxury advertising... Why?
- Physician heal thyself... FCB, get it together!
- How would you like that media... Old, new, supersized, or free?
- Kim Hunt. New Biz Guru at FCB. Why am I not impressed?
- Earthlink moves to Lowe... Wake me up when it moves again... Yawn!!!
- iVillage. Strictly for women. Well, actually, strictly for anyone!
- I can't wait to find out how bad the new TV shows are going to be!
- FedEx beats Budweiser. Chimps a close third!!!
- Yechhh!!! I don't want my Listerine!
- The Apprentice... Would you like to supersize that fatburger?
- The "Beautiful" game!!!
- Where are the suckers mooning these days?
- AT&T belives in competition. As long as it's not against them!
- While you're up, could you supersize those pork scratchin's?
- Double, double, toil & trouble! How about some gum?
- At&T will rule the world... Again!
- I'll have Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam... With extra Spam!
- Hallo... Hallo... Is anyone there?
- Frank Lowe... Who's a naughty boy?
- Please, no more Roger Riney!
- Wake me up when the Today show starts.
- G'donnya blue... Chomp on this!
- Pardon me while I Snicker!
- Smaller is bigger... Or, is it bigger is smaller?
- The best of British luck!
- Hey kiddies... Want some candy?
- Traditional media feels the pain!
- Even more proof agencies are nuts!
- What would Bertie say?
- Why publishers are pigs... Along with everyone else!
- I'll have a phone, a pint, and a packet of crisps!
- Segwaying from Segway!
- Service is additional!
- No more pain for four more years!
- You look a little stiff tonight, darling!
- Bacon goes for the “Ham” Award!
- God bless the Queen, Prince Charles and Bangers & Mash!
- I'm rich!!!
- I owe it all to my mother, my dog, and my psychiatrist!
- Ring my chimes!
- Play it again Sam!
- Harry Potter and the legend of the evil blogger!
- We're all making sacrifices together!
- iPod, uPod, we all Pod!
- Yo, Ho, Ho and a bottle of rum. Interpublic sinking off the yardarm!
- Michael, shame on you!
- What a load of old cobblers!
- Trouble in Gnomedom!
- What's in a name?
- SuperSize my SuperSize!
- Olympics... Bah... Humbug!
- We have lift off!
- Better living through bad merchandise!
- Hello, hello... Is there anyone there?
- Becks creates Booty!
- Eat up... It's bad for you!
- Another nail in the BDA coffin!
- A really dumb idea!
- What was that about China's unfair trading practices?
- A pint and a pickled herring!
- Ex-Jock... Will work for money!
- The Poisoned Dwarf is not OK!
- Would you like a Bud with that lobotomy?
- Houston... We have blast off!
- Relax... We have control!
- Sir Richard, you're for the birds!
- Absolutely Fabulous!
- Time Gentlemen Please!!!
- The Poisoned Dwarf - Back to the basement?
- Something smells funny here!
- Wecome to the toilet walls of the Internet!
- Well, hush my mouth!
- SpongeBob - Criminal!
- Habla ClowSpeak?
- What happens when Lee takes a day off from surfing!
- Stupor Bowl!!!
- Talking to teens... Halooo!
- A "win-win" for "who-who?"
- BDA's (Big Dumb Agency's) still don't get it!
- I believe R - I - C - E spells rice!
- Is it "Beerdom," or "DumbDumb?"
- Wow... Now you can keep Super Bowl commercials for eternity!
- Miller time at Crispin, Porter, Bogusky... Too bad!
- Another nail in Mad Ave's coffin
- Larry Ellison... Going broke?
- Oh, Oh...Dot.Com Implosion?
- Bushwhacked!
- Today show is not tomorrow... It's the day after!!!
- Never, ever, invest in an ad agency!
- Have you driven a Dwarf lately?
- Fame!!!
- GoDaddy... Go!
- Let your mind float, Grasshopper!
- You can't drink champagne at a triathalon!
- "Waaassssup?"
- Second greatest creative work in the world!
- Bloggers beware!!!
- Ford advertising. Forget it!
- The Fickle hand of fate!